Hamilton Reacts

Chapter 4: Self isolation

James: I. CAN’T. DO. THIS. ANYMORE. 
Jefferson: Do what?
James: SHUT UP JEFFERSON
*Angie speaking into phone*
Angie: It’s been 3 days. These people are driving me crazy.
Eliza: ANGELICA HAMILTON
*Angie ignoring Eliza* 
Angie: Philip is on my last nerve. 
Philip: Hey!
Angie: Theo is getting really annoying with her sobbing. “We’re out of toilet paper and hand sanitizer!” Is what she keeps yelling
Theo: Ange…
Angie: AND UNCLE HERC HAS DISCOVERED A GAME CALLED SOLITAIRE AND THERE ARE PLAYING CARDS ALL OVER THE PLACE!
Hamilton: ANGIE!
Burr: I get we are all Stressed, but we need to find something civil to do. 
Laurens: I’M BOREDDDDDDDDDD
*Lafayette curled in a ball rocking back and forth*
Lafayette: I’m gonna die here. We’re gonna die here. I wanna go home. It’s safe at home please bring me home.
Angie: I think I can speak for everyone when I say: I want to go home
Angelica: ONE MORE JOLLY RANCHER PlEaSeEeeeEEEE
Peggy: ANGELICA NO!
Angelica: I want to go home.
Me: Then go home.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Me: If you guys don’t want to be here you can leave.
Philip: But Weren’t we gonna go to hawaii?
Jefferson: And watch Jefferson?
Hamilton: It’s called Hamilton
Jefferson: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE
Hamilton: IT’S NOT MY FAULT PEOPLE DON’T LIKE YOU!
Burr: WELL IT’S NOT HIS FAULT YOU’RE IGNORANT AND ARROGANT!
Angelica: HEY DON’T TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT
*Everyone screaming on top of each other*
Theo Jr.: STOPPPPPPPP!
*Everybody stops*
Theo Jr.: Ava is upset!
Me: I’m not upset.
Theo Jr.: I think you are.
Me: I’m not.
Peggy: Your face goes pale when you’re upset. And it’s pale.
Me: Okay, truth? I Am kind of stressed. I try my best to keep you all entertained, but it's never enough for you is it?
Hamilton:I'm never satisfied
Me: Not a good time.
Eliza: We're sorry we made you feel that way. 
*Scattered sorries*
Angie: Group hug!!!!
*Proceeds group hug*
Me: Okay guys, let's make the most out of this quarantine and have fun!
*A few minutes later*
Me: So I prepared an icebreaker so we can get to know each other! We will ask each other questions, then we'll all answer. So first question. What's your favourite colour? Mine is Tea rose orange.
Hamilton: Navy blue
Laurens: Same
Mulligan: Caramel brown
Lafayette: RED CAUSE I MAKE REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS
Angelica: Pink
Eliza: Pastel blue
Peggy: Yellow
Jefferson: MAGENTA
James: Gray
Burr: Maroon
Philip: I don't have one. 
Theo: Turquoise 
Angie: Orchid Pink
Maria: Red
Me: Cool! Next question is best memory? Mine is a trip to Hawaii my family took last summer, and becoming friends with you all
Hamilton: Marrying Eliza
Laurens: Trying starbucks
Hercules: Meeting you guys
Everyone: Awwwwwww
Lafayette: KILLING REDCOATS
Me: Okay, No more about killing redcoats
Angelica: Being the maid of honor at Liza’s wedding
Peggy: Ya, why wasn’t I the maid of honor?
Eliza: Ummmmm, Ha ha ha
Eliza: Having Angie.
Philip: Hey!
Angie: Pay up Philip. I told you I was mom’s Favourite
Peggy: Going to the waterpark.
Jefferson: Beating Hamilton in cabinet battles.
Hamilton: Oh really? Well I think that I was the one winning.
James: I hate life.
*Everyone glares at him*
James: Fine. I liked getting put in self isolation and yelling to you guys that I was right and you were wrong. 
*Everyone glares again*
James: What?!
Burr: When I first met Theo Jr.
Philip: Me too!
*Everyone except Philip and Theo Jr.*
Everyone: Philidosiaaaaaaaaa
Theo: Hearing Philip say that.
Everyone: AWWWWWWWW
Angie: Knowing I was Mom’s favourite!
Philip: Maaaaaaaa!
Eliza: I love you too Philip.
Philip: See?
Eliza: I just love Angie more.
Philip: UGH
Maria: Breaking up with James Reynolds. 
Me: Good for you girl!
Maria: Thank you. I hate him. A lot.
Me: Okay Guys, it’s getting a bit late. Let’s get into our pyjamas and do a fashion show before bed. Sound good?
*Everyone except me*
Everyone: YESSSSSSSS
*A few minutes later*
Me: Okay Guys, First up we have the Hamilsquad wearing matching Revolutionary pyjamas! 
Everyone: WHOOOOOOOO!
Me: These fuzzy pants, shirts and robes are designed to look like their war outfits!
*They do poses then take their seats*
Me: Next we’ve got The Schuyler sisters, Angie, Maria and Theo Jr. wearing mean girls pyjamas!
Everyone: GO GIRLS
Me: We’ve got Angelica as Regina, Eliza as Gretchen, 
Peggy as Karen, Theo as Cady, Angie as Janis, and Maria as Damian! 
Everyone: Whooooo!
Me: The SMFDR in powerpuff girl pyjamas?
*Silence*
Jefferson: FREAKING CLAP 
*More silence*
Jefferson: Ugh fine.
Hamilton: YOU SUCK JEFFERSON
Me: Okayyyy! Lastly, Philip as… Huh? Philip? Where'd you go? 
*snores*
Me: Okie dokie then. Well, that's all for tonight folks!