Hamilton Reacts

Chapter 3: The Mall

*We walk inside*
Angie: Oh my goodness this place is so big
Lafayette: IT’S A SHIP!
James: This is beautiful architecture, but the structure doesn’t seem to be-
Jefferson: Come on! Have some fun for once James.
Eliza: Is this Heaven?
Hamilton: Maybe.
Laurens: OH MY GOD IS THAT A TURTLE
Mulligan: I see a waterslide!
Me: How do you know what a waterslide is?
Mulligan: A slide with water? Waterslide?
Angelica: He’s not wrong.
Me: Go enjoy yourselves!
Burr: Theo! Don’t go too far!
Me: We should split into groups.
Maria: That sounds like a good idea.
Me: Okay, Groups are Laf, Herc, Alex, and Laurens, Angelica, Eliza, and Peggy, Burr, James, and Thomas, and lastly Me, Angie, Philip, Theo, and Maria
Eliza: Sounds good!
Burr: No no no no. Theo will only go with an adult. 
Maria: Ahem?
Burr: Ha ha. Sorry Miss Reynolds.
Maria: It’s Lewis. Maria Lewis.
Burr: Sorry Maria. Yeah Theo. You can go.
Hamilton: Les go.
*Hamilsquad*
Lafayette: So what should we do first? 
Laurens holding the map: Let’s go to galaxyland!
Mulligan: No! I wanna try the waterslides!
Hamilton: Okay fine.
*Schuyler sisters*
Eliza: What should we do guys?
Angelica: Let’s just look around!
Peggy: Can we go on some waterslides? Pleeeeease Ange?
Angelica: I mean, sure? Eliza?
Eliza: yeah that sounds fun!
*SMFDR*
Jefferson: We’re going on waterslides.
*James and Burr look skeptical* 
Jefferson: Yay! It’s settled then!
*The rest of us*
Me: So what should we do?
Philip: Waterslides?
Angie+Theo Jr.: YESSSSS!
Me: Yay! That’s what I wanted to do too!
Phillip: Okay can we go now?
Angie: Ya! 
*At the waterpark*
Jefferson: What are you doing here?
Hamilton: I wanted to swim.
Theo Jr.: Guys can we just get along? Today is supposed to be fun!
Philip: Always a peacekeeper. That’s why I like you.
Theo Jr.: Hm?
Philip: Uh, nothing.
Me+Angie: Philidosiaaaaaa!
Theo Jr.+Philip: Shut up!
Lafayette: Can we go swimming?
Mulligan: YEA!
*We get tickets, and go on waterslides*
*Afterwards*
Angelica: That was amazing! 
Peggy: Ha ha ha! The Sky screamer and Cyclone were so fun!
Hamilton:I prefer the caribbean cove slides.
Maria: You said you hated the caribbean!
Lafayette: No mon ami, Alex was scared of everything else! 
Jefferson: HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS PATHETIC! 
Hamilton: Shut UP!
Eliza: I think you should all stop fighting
Angie: Agreed. 
James: C’mon Thomas. Let’s go.
Jefferson: Y-yeah.
Me: Okay guys, dry off, then we can do a bit of shopping?
Peggy: YES
*After everyone is dry*
Me: So, I'm going to take you to some modern day stores. So we'll be going to nike, and forever 21 since they are some popular stores. 
*At nike*
Laurens: Um what are these?
Mulligan: they look like futuristic Shoes!
Me: That's exactly what they are.
Mulligan: SEE JAMES IM NOT DUMB!!!
James: Whatever.
Lafayette: Can we get shoes? 
Me: Sure!
*After shoe shopping, forever 21, and a few more stores*
Me: How was that guys?
Everyone: AWESOME!
Mulligan: I really like these new clothes we all got!
Angelica: Same! 
*Eliza tugs at her shirt*
Eliza: It’s much nicer than the corsets we were wearing before.
Angie: We got a lot of weird looks. 
Hamilton: This girl thought I was some guy named Lin-Mirandoo? 
Me: Lin Manuel Miranda. And Yes, I see why. There is a musical about you guys!
Philip: I HATE MUSICALS
Theo Jr.: That’s so cool!
Philip: I like musicals now.
Lafayette: Philidosiaaaaaaaa 
Maria: How Interesting! What’s it called?
Me: Hamilton!
Burr: Of course it is.
Me: But Burr, You’re character development is really significant to the story.
Angie: I’m so excited! I’m in a musical!
Me: Um, actually Angie, you and Theo aren't in it. But you’re mentioned!
Angie: At least my name is in it!
Me: Philip refers to you as “A sister”
Angie: Thanks Philip.
Theo Jr.: I guess I’m not mentioned by name either.
Me: Actually, you are. There’s a song called Dear Theodosia, which your dad sings to you.
Angie: No fair. 
Me: Okay guys, so what do you want to do now?
Jefferson: I Wanna go home.
Me: Okay. Let’s go. Where’s Laurens?
*Laurens walks in holding starbucks*
Laurens: Lets goooooooo!
Me: So next we should go to-
*Get’s notification on Phone*
Me: Guys we can't do anything for a while
Hamilton: Huh? Why? 
Me: The CoronaVirus. It’s getting worse and we gotta self isolate.
James: I KNEW IT WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE
Peggy: Ummmmm, do we have the right supplies?
James: YES OH MY GOD I’VE BEEN PREPARING FOR THIS EVERYBODY LET’S GO HOMMMMMMMMEEEEEE
*After the plane ride*
Angie: Philip snores too loud.
Maria: I like the plane.
James: Jefferson was talking the whole way there. He wouldn't even let me sleep. 
Laurns: The food tastes like cardboard.
Hamilton: I wasn't comfortable
Theo Jr.: My dad was trying to play cards with me when I just wanted to read
Me: Okay guys. Take another look outside cause we're stuck in here for 2 weeks.
Me: Self isolation here we come.
Lafayette: Here we go...