17 - Trying to Write a Vampire Story...
He just like comes out as a vampire:
"Harry, are you a vampire?"
"Yes, I will bite you and turn you into one cuz #yolo."
"Haha ok. Lemme ask my-"
"ITS FINE CUZ YOUR FATHER AND I DONT EVEN EXIST IN THIS STORY HAHA #KILLURSELF #SWAGGYOLOSWAG"
And... Yeah... That's how seriously half of these vampire stories are...