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11- These Hoes Ain't Loyal

No joke, Chris Brown wrote this song for fanfic girls. It's like, you complain about Harry not keeping his dick in his pants when you also throwing it out to Zayn and Louis. Like, control yo' thirst. Anybody got a water bottle I can throw at this thot's head cuz I am done with her.

12- You Drunk At The Club But You 16?

Okay, when she's being played by Chlöe Grace Moretz, I'm pretty sure you can tell she's not of legal age and you don't even question ID. What type of bouncers are they hiring? Mentally handicapped dolphins? Better call my brother with this idea for a summer job.

13- Virgins... :/

She's a virgin and when the frickle frack she doesn't hurt at all. she enjoys everything and I'm like... Imma virgin, yes, but even I acknowledge the fact that it hurts and hunny, you should too.

I need two comments and two votes for another one! Sorry if I'm like being rude or if you get offended... I swear I don't mean to come off that way. Marissa out.

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