Embarrassing Pureblood Friends are Embarrassing

9.4K 472 69
                                    

Embarrassing Pureblood Friends are Embarrassing

Lily: Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your friends sent me condoms,

I'm coming for you

- Lily

James: I'M SORRY SIRIUS IS JUST EXCITED ABOUT GETTING NEW MUGGLE STUFF. IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

Only Padfoot would send someone condoms

Marauders HeadcanonsWhere stories live. Discover now