Staggering
Sirius: I couldn't help but notice that you've been spending a staggering amount of time talking to Lily lately.
James: *Glaring*
Sirius: No need to look like a deer in headlights, I'm simply stating a fact.
James: *Glaring*
Sirius: You're positively fawning over her. *Grinning*
James: If you excuse me gents, I've got to go find a new best friend.
Sirius: *Shouting after him* Oi! Where you going? You've got man's best friend right here*
James: *Pauses long enough to shoot a rude hand gesture back at Sirius*
Sirius: *Laughing*
Peter: You're really in the doghouse this time, mate.
Remus: Yeah Sirius, you're lucky he didn't put you ourside for the night.
Peter: Better be careful, or he'll swap out your shampoo for flea dip again.
Sirius: Alright, alrigh- wait, what do you mean AGAIN?
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