- "my head fits on his chest like it's made just for me. But bare this in mind it was, meant to be. And in opening the lock like your virginity and I got the gold for me"
- you and lil' Liam loyke each other so you go to nandos with nialler and zen an harry ends up fingering you under the table.
The end.
- "he spotted me in the crowd of 10 thousand ppl."
Sure
- "I just want him to oPEN UP TO Me! I scrizzled to the un-ripened pistachios.
- I was anorexic for an hour and then I nearly died bc my cat almost ate me
Who are you, Megan trainer
Dat bitchasshoe
- is "shy" and "insecure" before but when shaniqua meets Louis te sass man, she's a fucking clown with a stripper costume on.
- Nialls Irish so they write his speech like dis:
"I'twas te dai tat me broter turned turdytree and me uncle nerly deid tiss weaknd"
WhAt Do YoU wAnT fRoM mE
SoMEBODY POSTED THE WWA TOUR DVD ON TUMBLR ANS I WAS WATCHING ALL TODAY AND OMGOGMFOFOFKFFK
ShIvErS and fEeLs and GoOsEbUmPs and oMg
wUt Te FoK wAs DaT
aM i DeAd YeT?!??!??! >¥¥£>%]
Also
IT's TAT TIM OF YER AGAN
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEs
YOU ARE READING
One Direction Fanfic Rants
Randomworry not this book is full of bullshit rants about anything that i feel needs to be ranted about really but yeah if u wanna read go right ahead i hope im funny enough for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ~Bri (PSA: i wrote this when i was like 14, don't take me serio...
