" Is slipped on the wet pavement and into his arms"
The only thing I'm slipping is a knife into your throat
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^^When hoes do this shit in between each ten minutes they haven't written about shaniquas life
-/:-/:-/:-/:-/: am I fucking doing it right?
Love triangles kill my vibe bitch can you not
Like its a lil Niall one and shaniqua thinks it would be alright to hang out with some lumpy pancake batter because we all know how bad that tastes
Ew
Or when shanni wants revenge on lil Niall for not talkin to her for one night
So she goes and sleeps with his bestie boo mr harreh stylerz
And he find out but gets over a week later with some 'napping together' and still wants to marry her and have 21 kids
[AHA #soznotsoz]
Or When she and Louis are the only ones to survive a plane | train | boat | spaceship crash and end up inlove
Are you from Europe because europeice of shit
YOU ARE READING
One Direction Fanfic Rants
Randomworry not this book is full of bullshit rants about anything that i feel needs to be ranted about really but yeah if u wanna read go right ahead i hope im funny enough for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ~Bri (PSA: i wrote this when i was like 14, don't take me serio...
