- he was a beautiful creature
What is he, a crocodile
- in walked two beautiful sex gods
Great description ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Neill is gay and is in love with zen but zen is strait and has a girlfriend but still fucks Neill every other day
Wut
- his eyelashes were as long as my pinkie finger
Wait
- "stahp" he growled as he hungrily ate the tissue
~what~
- when it's a shit story but it's has 167.986k reads and I'm here like "yay 1k" *violently shake maracas*
Thanks for 1k btw
Aha that rhymes
Thanks for 1 k
*wiggles eyebrows* *does little Irish jig*
By the way
*slaps knee and falls over*
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One Direction Fanfic Rants
Randomworry not this book is full of bullshit rants about anything that i feel needs to be ranted about really but yeah if u wanna read go right ahead i hope im funny enough for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ~Bri (PSA: i wrote this when i was like 14, don't take me serio...
