"I decided to wear something not to fancy since I was just going to a 5 star restaurant"
Wut
"I got in the shower and washed my body all over with my lavender scented body wash and shampooed and conditioned my hair. I was out of the shower in 2 minutes"
I take about an hour stop your making want to slap you into next week
"I applied some fake tan, foundation, bright pink eye shadow, green blush, black lipstick and some mascara but not eyeliner, then I would look like I was trying to hard"
I will slam dunk you across the room
"I got out of bed and quickly put a jumper on because It was slightly cold. When I was walking to the kitchen I couldn't help but shiver at my lack of clothing"
Hoe did you just strip in like 0.02 seconds?
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Randomworry not this book is full of bullshit rants about anything that i feel needs to be ranted about really but yeah if u wanna read go right ahead i hope im funny enough for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ~Bri (PSA: i wrote this when i was like 14, don't take me serio...
