- "I'm a virgin" shaniqua says as she lap dances in liams dick
Horton hears a bitchass liar
- i unbuttened harrys pants and they fell to his ankles
bitch have you seen those fine arse legs. must be blind
- when the m/c bites her lip every 5 seconds to turn zen on so they can end uo have sex in a witches closet with the magic broom sticks and buckets of magic powder
- dates louis but doesnt realise hes an internationl superstar
- some fanfics have the absolute worst/cliche pet names. e.g:
> babe/baby
> sugar
> honey
> cutie
> love
- just bc they're british doesnt mean they have to say "love" at the end of each sentence
- they always walk in on him jacking off
- *WARNING DO NOT READ IF YOUR UNDER 16*
f@nf1c iz typed lyk dis
- " hey shaniqua"
i looked up and there was niall climing on the cieling waving at me
i giggled " whats up niall "
"nothing" he said shyly and ran away
then i heard my friends so i flew away in my boat
wat ta fufck was that
someone spam my ask pls ily 5eva
http://ask.fm/b20claire
whats yall fave songs?
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One Direction Fanfic Rants
Randomworry not this book is full of bullshit rants about anything that i feel needs to be ranted about really but yeah if u wanna read go right ahead i hope im funny enough for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ~Bri (PSA: i wrote this when i was like 14, don't take me serio...
