momma cq: ink, the god and error, the tea maker.

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Error was making ink and him a cup of tea, ink is staying with cq due to his adoptive mother and father being arrested.

"So uhh, how do you like it?" error asked.
"Idk, i like it black and hot" ink replyed.
"Like me?"
"What- no error you dick head"

"Sooo uhh, why did your parents get arrested?" error asked.
"Well... I don't know... Mummy and daddy had some powered sugar in a small baggy upstairs and the big man came and took it away."
"...... Ah, cool."
"Daddy gave me his sock before he went."
"Yeah.. Cool-"
"It was crusty"
"Oh.. Cool-"
"I'd prefer the cup daddy keeps his angry juice in."
"Ink... Thats fucked up."
"Is it tho.. Is it?"
"Yes, Yes it is."
"At least my mummy wasnt a whore."
"What was that, ink?"
"Nothin'"

"Sooo how many legos can you fit up your bum?" ink asked, trying to make convo.
"27, what about you?"
"... 1273."
"Ink, are you ok?"
"Sometimes when i shit, i see a tiny bit of vibrant coloured plastic-"
"-Right.....when was the last time you went to the doctors?"
"Last time i got my shot."
"And when was that?"
"14 years ago."
"..... Ink, your 15."
"Yes."

Geno was hearing the whole thing and went over to ink.
"Ink, is there anything you want to talk about?"
"Like what?"
"Like... Hmm well the bullies at school?"

"Oh, i have a new tactic. I used to draw pictures of my enemys and burn then, but now i just draw pictures of them and tear them up and then burn them. One day, i will grow up and own the multiverse, i will be granted the gifts of the doodlesphere and knock out my enemys with one hit, then drag them to my doodlesphere, were they can't escape,  and when they wake up, they will find themselves chained to my basement wall and i will be there.....standing before them as their new god. "

"Ok..."

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