Classic x red / kusterd
Shit shot, as requested by my mate Skully-The-Author
Sans walked through the virgin snow of his au's snowdin. Ever since pap's moved to hotland with mr robot pornstar, he's had to work overtime. Even though he barely works at all.
Well at least his husband is there waiting for him.
As the skeleton walked passed grillbys, he thought he should make red's favorite good, hotdogs.
"Hi sans" a random background character said.
"Sup" sans replied, still in thought.
He soon made it back home, a smile on his face as he thought about what his husband was doing. Probably watching tv.
He opened the door but to his surprise, red wasn't anywhere to be seen.
The worried skeleton shrugged it off and walked to the kitchen to find... Something, waiting for him on the counter.. With red next to them.
"I made burgers for you" red said cheerfully.
They look like the krabby patty from the health inspector episode of sponge bob sans thought. Well he's been through worse.
Sans faked a convincing smile and blushed.
"Oh, i can't wait to eat these." he chuckled.
Nasty patty sans thought, that made him chuckle out loud.
