Joke 45: my life

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My life is a constant battle between my love for food and wanting to be skinny

I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated to do absolutely nothing.

I die a little inside when I see "explain" on a test

Me and my best friend can communicate with only facial expressions...

Hand sanitizers, helping you discover the cuts you never had

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