Three men walk into a toilet store.
The first man wants to by a wooden toilet for his out house.
The second man wants to buy a porcelain toilet for the guest bathroom.
The third man wants to buy a toilet that sings when he uses it.
They all come back the next day.
"I need to return my toilet, Sir", the first man says to the sales clerk.
"Well, what for", the sales clerk asks the man.
"it's perfect except I keep getting splinters in my butt", the man says as he returns the toilet.
"I need to return my toilet, Sir", says the second man.
The sales clerk asks him why.
"It's perfect except I keep falling into the toilet", the man says while returning the toilet.
The third man comes in and asks if he can return his toilet.
The sales clerk asks why.
"Oh, it's perfect, except when I go number two it sings 'do you see what I see'", the man says while returning the toilet
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Thanks so much for hanging in there for an update on this thing. We finally got to forty. Can I just say I love it when you guys laugh and smile cause that's what's beautiful.
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