The Super Dooper Joke Book

Joke 14; More about food

I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips

I used to eat alot of natural foods until I found out that most people die of natural causes

Every teenager: Theres going to be food. Okay, I'll go

A food pyramid and pizza are both triangular. Coincidence; I think not

There is no 'we' in 'food'

Most people are happy when their phone rings. I'm happy when the microwave beeps.

To vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Wait, my food eats your food. So, we eat you vegetarians.

It may seem like I'm in deep thought but 99% of the time I'm day dreaming about food