The Super Dooper Joke Book

PICK UP LINES JOKE 51

Hey babe, I think you're lacking so Vitamin me.

My love for you is like diarrhoea. I can't hold it in.

Is your body from McDonalds cause I'm loving it.

Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.

Are you google? Cause you have everything I'm searching for.

Good thing I brought my library card cause I'm checking you out.

Hey baby on a scale of one to America how free are you tonight?

Are you a tower? Cause Eiffel for you.

I lost my number can I have yours?

Hey baby, you better call life alert cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

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