Ok so there is this chick in the grade above me. Her name is [A redacted], and she's like the most popular kid in her grade. Recently she's been posting a bunch of emo shiz about her being "a loser" and "having no friends" and "having no life"
BISH PLZ!!!!
Appreciate what you have, cuz I'm just a shy person with a best friend or two(not complaining ps btw).
So just, STAWP. You need to stop your pity party and CALLLMM DOWENN. There are losers/people with less friends than you that are much shyer.
I MEAN SRSLY. SHE IS THE MOST OUTGOING PERSON I KNOW! I mean, I think it'd be GRRRREAT to be that outgoing! I'm so shy it kills me to talk to MCDONALDS WORKERS.
RIP.
-Le End of Ze Rant.
