so i was sitting by my friends(zomg i have friends) A dog, foreve, bread, and jordan. and they were talking about awkward stuff so i was like,
"I officialy change the topic to cats!"
and Adog is like,
"Cats have ONE penus." and this is out of the blue and random and jordan starts exploding milk everywhere and it was great.
we laughed for like 2 whole minutes.
then they were more awkward so foreve's all like, 'so how bout' that water,"
and I'm like, 'It's all liquidy and pure," and then adog died in the corner with jordan and they were both very dead.
i don't understand. #welcometomylife
#death
