Stupid Supergirl AU's

Cough cough bitch

"Nia, are you sick?" Kara asked.
"No." She replied, but her runny rose and bloodshot eyes told Kara and Lena otherwise.
Lena sat beside Kara on the couch, opening her soup and dipping her spoon into it.
"You know, you could offer Nia some. You gave me soup that one time you thought I was sick." Kara suggested.
"If she wants soup, she can go to Kelly. This is my soup." Lena replied.
"But she's sick." Kara argued.
"Then she can go to the hospital." Lena argued back, sipping her soup.
Nia stood up and looked at Lena and coughed on her.
"Nia, what the fuck?!" Lena yelled at her.
"Cough cough, bitch." Nia said back.
Lena gasped dramatically, "If I get sick, I'm going to make you eat a bullet."
"Like literally...or metaphorically?"
"Literally."