Stupid Supergirl AU's

Group Chat pt 2

(Lori's still changing nicknames on Messenger)

Lorelei Danvers set the group name to Fam Bam💥

Professor Oak : Lorelei, I love you. But what the actual fuck?!
Misty : Can we have a change of usernames please? I'm sick of people spamming me with Pokemon pictures.
Professor Oak : Change everyone's except mine. I love mine.
Lugia : I knew you were a closeted Pokemon fan
Professor Oak : Shut up. No one is to speak of this. I have a reputation to uphold.
Ash Ketchum : Mom, u do realise u don't need to use full punctuation while texting?
Professor Oak : I've read your business emails. And believe me, you should start using full punctuation in everything you type. Just so you can get used to using it 😊
Ash Ketchum : ok which one of u taught my mother what that emoji means
James : Quite possibly me
Jessie : Yelena you are on a mission. Get off your phone
James : Get off your phone first
Ash Ketchum : BEFORE Y'ALL START FIGHTING, IM CHANGING USERNAMES
Ash Ketchum : any requests?
Jessie : Change mine back to Widow Maker
James : I kinda like Russian sex machine
Lugia : Please do not change her name back to Russian sex machine
Misty : I wanna have a cool nickname
Ash Ketchum : Absolutely!!

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Natasha Romanoff to Roman-on Carol

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Carol Danvers to Firefly

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Wanda Maximoff to Maxim-um Magic

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Kara Danvers-Luthor to SuperDork

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Brainy to Smarty Pants

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Kelly Danvers-Olsen to Emotion Hooker

Emotion Hooker : Really?!?! Again?! Lena, come ground your child

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Alex Danvers-Olsen to Queen Alexandra

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Lillian Luthor to Evil Granny

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Eliza Danvers to Cookie Baker

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for J'onn Jonzz to Space Shapeshifter

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Yelena Belova to Sexy Russian Spy

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Mon-El to Prince Not Charming 🤴

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Jess to Android User

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Hope to Android

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Winn Schott to Computer Boi

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Samantha Ariad to Multiple Personalities 👩🦹‍♀️

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Eve Teschmacher to The Other Assistant

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Andrea Rojas to Ro-llin' In Dough

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Lena Danvers-Luthor to Wallet💵💳

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Marcus Danvers-Olsen to Marc-y Boi

Lorelei Danvers set the nickname for Lorelei Danvers to Queen Of Chat