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A mistake [A Countryhumans Chat-fic]

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In which: America adds the countrys into a group chat. Shenanigans ensue. -------------------------------------------------------- !Warnings! for; - Mentions of historical events - Cursing - Dark Humor (bad humor in general probably) - OOC Characte...

#america #australia #belarus #canada #chatfic #countryhumans #estonia #finland #france #germany #indonesia #italy #japan #malaysia #mexico #newzealand #northkorea #philippines #poland #russia #southkorea #thirdreich #ukraine #unitedkingdom #ussr

Third Reich Shenanigans: the sequel - sponsored by Citrus

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9:01 p.m.

                          
"A mistake"

                          


                          
Cotton Eye Joe: hello yes Third Reich is a fuking asshole

                          
Can I into Space?: We been knew dude.

                          
Wales: do tell what makes you say the obvious?

                          
Cotton Eye Joe: EVERY week at the SAME place and at the exact same time Third comes to me and asks "You ever had a deja vu?" AND JUST FUCKING LEAVES

                          
God Save the Queen: I want to join this anger.

                          
Can I into Space?: Why you tho?

                          
Witchy France: Let me illustrate.

                          
Witchy France: UK: 20 meters away.

                          
Witchy France: Reich: holds open door.

                          
Witchy France: UK: 1 meter away.

                          
Witchy France: Reich, smiling: stops holding the door and walks in so UK has to run to get in before it closes.

                          
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: and he goes to shake your hand but turns it into a fist bump last second

                          
Wales: HE DOES?

                          
Cotton Eye Joe: WAIT REALLY???

                          
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: he,,, he doesnt do it with you guys--?

                          
Can I into Space?: No-

                          
Gulag: Cashier: "Have a good day sir!"

                          
Gulag: Third, in his self hatred: "No. I refuse to have a good day, fuck you. You cant tell me what to do."

                          
Gulag: Also he just goes to a dollar store with Ame and picks up an item and says "How much is it?"

                          
Gulag: America always looks for a price tag.

                          
Cotton Eye Joe: THATS WHAT HE DOES?????

                          
God Save the Queen: How did you not notice?

                          
Super Mario Brothers: He puts push on the wrong side of the door.

                          
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: yes he does!

                          
Witchy France: A sin.

                          
Gulag: He hands one plate to the right during dinner, then another to the left of him, he keeps doing that and watches whoever has to juggle all the plates around.

                          
Super Mario Brothers: THATS MEAN AND RUDE AND MEAN AND BAD! D:

                          
Can I into Nordic?: Reich will go up to issi like "last night was fun" then walk away

                          
Can I into Nordic?: issi plays along

                          
Can I into Nordic?: like "yeah, youre good"

                          
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: WAIT THATS NOT-

                          
Can I into Nordic?: no they're not fuckin'

                          
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: i-

                          
That other Russia: Good job u killed her. ~

                          
Can I into Nordic?: nah I killed all of them

                          


                          


                          
1:15 p.m.

                          
"A mistake"
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