When your 69 year old frenemy roasts you

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4:56 a.m.

"A mistake" 


Big Daddy has changed their name to "Red Army"


Red Army: I have changed name to terrifying thing.

Spooky Scary Skeleton: even USSR does it! tf is up with the rest of u?

Can I into Space?: Maybe we don't want to?

Spooky Scary Skeleton: WHAT

N.K.: Not everyone fucking likes Halloween as much as you, 잡종.

Spooky Scary Skeleton: BUT HOW CAN U NOT LIKE HALLOWEEN?!

N.K.: Some of us just don't have it in our fucking cultures. 우리는 다른 것들이 있습니다!

Spooky Scary Skeleton: hmpf

Salsa is everywhere: i found Yahoo!!!

Can I into Space?: You what?

The Arepa is mine: He found Yahoo!

Salsa is everywhere: me and Vene have been reading and "answering" all the funny questions!!!

Spooky Scary Skeleton: I wanna do that too!

Gulag: Yo, Ficker.

Spooky Scary Skeletons: Russia???

Gulag: No. Think you stupid swine.

Red Army: Привет Рейх.

Gulag: Grüß Gott, dummer Kommunist.

Can I into Space?: I think I should leave.

Gulag: No worries, Polen. I just want to talk. Deutschland is sleeping right now and I'm alone and bored.

Salsa is everywhere: but America and URSS and Rusia?

Spooky Scary Skeleton: im at a meeting in my country and the Russians went to Siberia for a week. hes alone with Ger.

The Arepa is mine: How are you doing in this year?

Gulag: Quite fine. Deutschland showed me how everything works around here. I'm a smart mind, so I grasp concepts quite fast.

Red Army: How you got Российский телефон?

Gulag: Your English is so horrible... 

Gulag: He left it here.

Gulag: I read something about Yahoo! questions? Bring it on.

Salsa is everywhere: bueno esta bien...

The Arepa is mine: We ask the questions, you all answer

Salsa is everywhere: ¡¡¡el primero!!!

Salsa is everywhere: "what do i do

Salsa is everywhere: my girlfriend has a twin and i always get the 2 confused so i accidentally had intercourse with their father out of confusion.

Salsa is everywhere: please help im panicking."

Spooky Scary Skeleton: LMAO HOW THE FUCK EVEN

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