A mistake [A Countryhumans Chat-fic]

Third Reich Shenanigans

5:02 p.m.

"A mistake"

Kiwi: this chat not active since Halloween

Kiwi: it 2020 already

Hell-Spiderman: G'DAY CUNT!!

Hell-Spiderman: Ya right Zea!! We gotta get a good ol' barbie party startin' in here!!

Kiwi: you literally barbie youself right now.

Hell-Spiderman: Ah well I sure diddely darn am!! Maybe only a party then, mates!!

Hell Spiderman: Imma get the good boomers in here and ol' mate Goon gon' get some amber fluid!!

Kiwi: tena pea kaore e tino kino, Aussie

Kiwi: @Deutschland

Fourth Reich: Yes, Neuseeland?

Kiwi: get fun here??

Fourth Reich: Who do you want me to add?

Spooky Scary Skeleton: WAIT

Fourth Reich: Yes?

Spooky Scary Skeleton: ZEA DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO BEG? WTF! IM UR PARTNER I NEED BOYFRIEND PRIVILEGEES!

Fourth Reich: Look at Neuseeland and tell me she has to beg to be heard from me.

Gulag: She has a point babe.

Spooky Scary Skeleton: ...

Spooky Scary Skeleton: u r right i guess...

Fourth Reich: Then, Zea, tell me who you want me to add.

Kiwi: i PM you. is surprise

Fourth Reich: Do that.

Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: みなさん、こんにちは。

White Death: Oh god it's you.

Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: どういう意味ですか？

Spooky Scary Skeleton: not everyone understands ya Japs'

Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: My apologies, White Death and Spooky Scary Skeleton.

White Death: Uhhhhhhhm...

White Death: Japani you okay?

Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: ...

Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: Oh! All of you think I am 日本.

Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: Oh heavens no, I am the 日本帝国.

Gulag: English please?

Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: My apologies again. I am the Japanese Empire. Japan is my daughter. I will tell her you texted her though.

Spooky Scary Skeleton: WAIT

Spooky Scary Skeleton: J.E.?!

White Death: Gee America calm yo fucks.

Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: Oh it's u fuckers lolz.

Hell-Spiderman: Huh

White Death: Hwat a change.

Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: Had I known this chat was filled with u bastards I wouldn't have tried being friendly ._.

Spooky Scary Skeleton: wow.