i do not like jon arbuckle. he is a rude, manipulating man. but, someone i do like, is mr murphy. so i decided to text him.
"hi mr murphy, i love you"
wait, that is way too soon. maybe i should just text him hi.
"hi, mr murphy."
i send it. he is a nice man, even though he is a bit mean sometimes.
he is just like any bald whore, mr murphy is the face of all bald whores, though
"leave me the hell alone"
awe, i think he's flirting. i blush.
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jon arbuckle x reader
Fanfictiona very intricate story about a boy who falls in love with jon arbuckle and goes through many mysteries together
