jon leads me to his bedroom because he recommended that we should have a sleepover.
"what should we do first" jon says excitedly
"i don't know."
"what's your boyfriends number"
"666-9420"
jon calls the number and a crying man is on the other line
"hello" you can hear him sniffling in the background
jon whispers that we should pretend we are pizza hut. my boyfriend despises pizza hut
"hello, this is pizza hut" jon says in a funny voice
"you stupid whore"
jon raises his eyebrows at me
"what?"
"you pieces of shit gave me food poisoning" he yelled
if you were mr murphy, you would be in the middle of the grocery store screaming at your phone about how you got food poisoning. but you are not mr murphy so it doesn't matter
jon hangs up the phone and we both stare at each other before bursting out laughing. haha, very funny
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jon arbuckle x reader
Fanfictiona very intricate story about a boy who falls in love with jon arbuckle and goes through many mysteries together
