jon arbuckle x reader

project liz

hello i hope u all enjoy the next few chapters i'm about to post! thanks for reading and all of the kind comments! ^-^

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jon begged me last night to help him get back together with liz. it makes me feel really sad because i thought he liked me

just kidding kill all men

jon asked me to go to the grocery store with him at 10:00am on wednesday because that is when liz goes to get her favorite food

when i go to meet jon he opens the car door for me and lets me in the passenger seat. what a gentleman

the drive is silent until jon coughs and says "thank you for doing this for me."

"it's nothing"

minutes later we arrive at the grocery store and walk in, searching for liz with her signature black hair and white dress

jon suddenly screams and pushes me into the men's restroom

"i saw her! she's over there getting grapes!"

"ok......"

"go talk to her for me, please buddy"

"no

jon rolls his eyes and gives me a 20 dollar bill. immediately i head in liz's direction

"hey liz" i say casually

"hello..... do i know you?"

"oh uh no i just know you from a friend. he actually really likes you so we should all get together and hang out"

liz pauses for a moment. "aren't you that weirdo that was over at jon's house a while back?"

"oh yeah i guess"

liz chuckles. "tell jon to eat shit and die. i want nothing to do with him, and the same goes for you."