Roseflight: Welcome back! I'm not gonna be shouting the title anymore because that's too much work. I'M LAZY. So, Fireblaze ol' pal, what dare do we have today?
Fireblaze: I thought of this one myself. We gotta dare Blackstar to sing "White and Nerdy" at a gathering.
Anonymous Camera Cat: O__o;
Roseflight: lol. BTW, I also have a dare that can be performed at a Gathering. Anyways, let's get Blackstar.
Blackstar: *le thrown in* WHAT IS THIS?
Roseflight: You're in StarClan
Blackstar: No I'm not!
Roseflight: Okay FINE, you're on the WARRIOR KITTIES TRUTH OR DARE SHOW!!! There, I said it. Anyways, you gotta sing White and Nerdy at this next Gathering.
Blackstar: What the foxdung? NO, I'm not gonna do that!
Roseflight: Okay then, would you rather face Mister Scourgey-Wourgey? *opens a curtain, revealing Scourge in a cage*
Scourge: *unseathes claws, HISS*
Fireblaze: Roseflight, what happened to Mister Guillotine?
Roseflight: I decided to get rid of him for a while
FLASHBACK
Roseflight: Ugh, why does every single cat ACCEPT the dares? I mean, making lives miserable is fun and all, but I'm supposed to be the torturer!
Anonymous Camera Cat: Well maybe Mister Guillotine scares cats.
Roseflight: Yeah, whoever you are. I guess you're right. But what should we use instead? ...I KNOW
Scourge: *gets kicked in* What do you want, Clan scum? >:(
Roseflight: How would you like to be the torture device on the WARRIOR KITTIES TRUTH OR DARE SHOW!!!? :D
Scourge: What do I do?
Roseflight: If a cat doesn't wanna do a dare, I throw 'em at you and you kill 'em!
Scourge: What's the pay?
Roseflight: Twelve mice per hour, even when you don't kill! Plus an additional three mice for every death! :3
Scourge: Deal
Roseflight: Glad to have ya, Mister Scourgey-Wourgey :D
Scourge: Don't call me that
BACK TO LE PRESENT
Blackstar: Um, I'll do Mister Scourgey-Wourgey.
Roseflight: OKAY! :D *throws Blackstar in Scourge's cage, then closes the curtain*
*later*
*screaming is heard from the cage*
Blackstar: I HATE THIS PLACE!!! *running away*
Fireblaze: How many lives did he lose?
Scourge: Two.
Fireblaze: Does that mean you need twice the mice?
Scourge: Yep
Roseflight: *groan, drops six mice in Scouge's cage*
Scourge: Thanks *nom*
Roseflight: And guys, I know you're sad that Blackstar didn't do his dare. But don't worry! We have more plans to ruin this Gathering! I have a dare from Mistyfoot of RiverClan for some ThunderClan cats.
Jayfeather, Squirrelflight, Longtail, and Lionblaze: *thrown in*
Fireblaze: Welcome to the show! Today, Mistyfoot dares you to interrupt Firestar at the Gathering!
Roseflight: Make sure he can't say anything xD Do whatever it takes
ThunderClan cats: Okey o3o
AT THE GATHERING
Blackstar: ShadowClan has been doing fine, except for the fact that I lost two lives because I refused to sing White And Nerdy today.
Onestar: What the foxdung?
Blackstar: Long story
Onestar: ...Anyway, WindClan has been doing well
Leopardstar: RiverClan is also good
Jayfeather: *whispering to Lionblaze, Squirrelflight, and Longtail* Get ready, guys
Firestar: Okay. ThunderClan has been--
Jayfeather: JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JA Y JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY JAY *pointing to a bluejay*
Firestar: O_____o Okay... As I was sayi--
Longtail: I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT *dancing Gangnam Style*
Firestar: O.O I said--
Lionblaze: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN *turns into a Nyan Cat and farts rainbows in Firestar's face*
Firestar: >.<; RAINBOWS SMELL DISGUSTING
Lionblaze: THEY SMELL MAJESTIC
Squirrelflight: I'M A FLYING SQUIRREL! *jumps off the Great Rock*
Mistyfoot: xDD I'm so glad I made this dare
Leopardstar: What did you say? >:(
Jayfeather: She said... she's glad she ate this bear
Mistyfoot: Yeah... what's a bear?
Jayfeather: A monster with fur
Longtail: BANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA
Firestar: AAAAAAH!!! *jumps off the Great Rock and loses a life*
BACK AT THE TRUTH OR DARE SHOW STUDIO
Roseflight: xDD That was AMAZING!
Fireblaze: Makes up for Blackstar not being able to do his thing xD
Roseflight: Okay, guys, thanks for watching. Don't forget to post dares/truths in the comments below, and I'll see ya next time! :D
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~*!!!Warrior Kitties Truth Or Dare Show!!!*~
FanfictionWelcome to the Warrior Kitties Truth Or Dare Show, where we dedicate our lives to being superstars and making other cats miserable! Come watch as we force warriors to do the most insane dares! Spots open if you wanna become part of our crew!
