~*!!!Warrior Kitties Truth Or Dare Show!!!*~

Episode 35: Dares

Roseflight: After a long hiatus for no reason, WELCOME BACK TO ZE SHOE

Cloudfall: Shoe?

Roseflight: THAT WAS A TYPO I MEANT SHOW :D I finally got the inspiration to start writing all these dares and truths, so let's get started :D

Dawnclaw: Ok then! My dare is for--Um, Fireblaze, you might wanna leave the room for a sec *points to Breezepelt*

Fireblaze: Okay I understand BLECK *she and Breezepelt walk out*

Dawnclaw: I dare Crowfeather to tell Leafpool he doesn't like her--

Roseflight: YES SINK THE SHIP! DIE, CROWPOOL.

Dawnclaw: ...Okay... and then afterwards he has to tell Breezepelt that Leafpool is his mother

Roseflight: NO BREEZEPELT DOESN'T DESERVE THAT HE'S BETTER THAN THAT CHANGE THE DARE D:

Dawnclaw: Sorry *fetches Crowfeather and tells him the dare*

Crowfeather: Ok, I'll break Leafpool and Breezepelt's hearts (as if I haven't already) because I'm a heartless jerk

Roseflight: Finally we agree on something

Crowfeather: *leaves*

LATER

Crowfeather: I am a heartless jerk--

Leafpool: Finally we agree on something

Crowfeather: Yeah whatever, anyways I'm a heartless jerk and I never loved you

Leafpool: *starts crying*

Crowfeather: *leaves*

Leafpool: *stops crying, looks around* is the coast clear?

Squirrelflight: Yes

Leafpool: PAAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

AFTER THAT

Crowfeather: Breezepelt Leafpool is your mother

Breezepelt: Wow, you really ARE a heartless jerk! D:

Fireblaze: BLECK *vomits chainsaws on Crowfeather*

Crowfeather: *leaves*

Breezepelt: Sometimes I worry about your physical health

Fireblaze: Naw, I vomit chainsaws all the time :3

Roseflight: Hey, I just realized, we could add this in with Samy115's dare

Dawnclaw: Okay *brings Crowfeather, Squirrelflight, and Leafpool in*

Squirrelflight and Leafpool: *still partying*

Crowfeather: *reads the dare* *ahem* Leafpool I am still a heartless jerk and I only went out with you to be with your sister

Leafpool: WHAT?!?!?! NO. NO. SHE DESERVES MORE THAN YOU. SHE'S BETTER THAN THAT. LEAVE. *vomits chainsaws on Crowfeather*

Crowfeather: *leaves*

Breezepelt: Does EVERYBODY in my family vomit chainsaws?

Jayfail: Yes

Nightfeather: WHEN DID U GET HERE *chases Jayfail back to his room*

Roseflight: See guys? Two dares in one :D Ok so don't forget to vote and comment and suggest dares! Seeya~