CHAPTER VIII.

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chapter viii

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chapter viii.

Satan, Jesus and God but with sexualitiesstraight satan😈, lesbian jesus💁🏽‍♀️, bisexual god🙏🏻—

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Satan, Jesus and God but with sexualities
straight satan😈, lesbian jesus💁🏽‍♀️, bisexual god🙏🏻

Lesbian Jesus💁🏽‍♀️
Has he figured out that you're a celebrity yet?
[delivered 8:01 p.m.]

Straight Satan😈
Uhhh who?
[delivered 8:01 p.m.]

Lesbian Jesus💁🏽‍♀️
Tom, duh
[delivered 8:02 p.m.]

Lesbian Jesus💁🏽‍♀️
The person who you texted because I can't tell the number nine from the number zero apparently
[delivered 8:02 p.m.]

Straight Satan😈
Ahh yes, how could I forget
[delivered 8:02 p.m.]

Straight Satan😈
But no he hasn't
[delivered 8:02 p.m.]

Straight Satan😈
And I want to keep it that way
[delivered 8:03 p.m.]

Lesbian Jesus💁🏽‍♀️
Whyyyy
[delivered 8:03 p.m.]

Lesbian Jesus💁🏽‍♀️
What if it develops into a lovey dovey thing
[delivered 8:04 p.m.]

Lesbian Jesus💁🏽‍♀️
And you're soulmates
[delivered 8:04 p.m.]

Lesbian Jesus💁🏽‍♀️
You'll *have* to tell him who you are eventually
[delivered 8:04 p.m.]

Lesbian Jesus💁🏽‍♀️
Plus, he's probably gonna wanna know what you look like eventually
[delivered 8:04 p.m.]

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