Have I ever hidden under the bed/cupboard?

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@Alice_Edgley

YES. Yes I have.

It was under a bed.

Reason being I dropped a packet on condoms and wa...

Okay scratch that this is meant to be a PG.

Umm. Yeah.. I've had some pretty rowdy women in my time.

BUT NOTHING THAT THE ALMIGHTY PUMA CANNOT HANDLE!!

No, sir.

The end.

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