Slendytubbies x reader

*~*BACON FUCK YEAH!!!*~* sytche x child! reader

This was requested by Inksans44 thank you for the idea!!! :3 so the theme of this story is that Sytche and arrow live together but haft to walk pass the tubbies house to get to there's and yes I love bacon so that's why the title is called that since there is bacon involved in this story cause why the FuCk not?! Anyway let's get to the story!! :3
>Sytche pov<
"Wandering throughout the woods no fucking thing to do... like usual." I said while well walking throughout the fucking woods. All of a sudden I heard some mumbled cries calling me as I followed then I saw a little kid about 3-5 years old and they're father with a bottle of tequila in one hand and in the other a gun when I saw the kid they had blood and dirt all over them and a rope around they're waist attached to the truck the kid had stiches sewed on like a smile from one ear to the other blood dripping down it "you fucking piece of shit why we're you born?! I told that fucking slut to have an abortion instead of letting it live and now look where we are!" He said as he kicked her throat. I saw all of the pain he wa d-doing to the child and I couldn't help myself I lunged out and killed the bastard "don't fucking blame it on the fucking kids bastard" I sad as I smashed his head to bits and pieces. I looked over at the child and saw tears rolling down them "H-hey it's ok.. he's dead no more pain ever..." i said as I slowly approached the kid seeing them tremble in fear, I offered my hand to them and they just were in shock and they took my hand which let them into a hug. "Is it ok if I huh you squirt?" I asked them and just felt them nuzzle into my fur nodding "come along or do you want a piggie back ride?" I asked hearing them giggle in delight of the sight of there fathers dead body jumping and kicking around it 'looks like there dancing' I thought to myself. I picked them up and sat them on my back I felt them kinda shiver do I gave them my black hoodie with a reaper holding his bloody Sytche on it. When they had it on they were so fucking small! They're hands were at the elbow part and when they put the hoodie part on it was so big over they're eyes! To cute. I picked them up and said "hold on tight" and when we got to the others they were dead asleep. "Sytche!" I heard arrow call to me "hey sweet~" I said kissing his forehead "what's that? And why does it have your hoodie on?" "No time to explain just go get the first aid kit and meet back on our room ok?" I said running to our room tink looked at me and said "the hell is that?!" "Its a kid FuCk wad it was gonna be killed by its father so I killed him and took the kid he was before he could be a them to death" I said walking to the room "Sytche wait ill help-" "no" I said holding the kid close before letting Walter touch them "O-ok them..." he said walking off. "Mythy! I need your sewing skills for this kid!" I called out to mythynium "IMMA COMING!" She hollered back bursting out of her tree house with rolls of iron thread and a few needles and yarn. I walked in me and arrows home we made a few years ago with arrow and Mythy at my tail closing the door behind us.
*~*after the healing and sewing up wounds*~*
"That should do it" Mythy said wiping off her sewing needles "let them keep the hoodie on Sytche I'm gonna fix there clothes and plushie so they need something to wear so turn your fat asses around and don't even try to look" she said changing there outfit to my hoodie and replacing the kids plush with her teddy. "Ill be back in a couple of hours, teddy don't let them get hurt and keep an eye out for the shadows ok?" "Mythy I've been doing this for you so I can do it for a few hours" wait the bear talks?! "Of course I talk sytche!" He said hugging the squirt "now shush they're trying to sleep" I was in awe and arrow was just holding in his giggles "im gonna stay here with the kid" I said sitting at the desk
*~*ANOTHER time skip*~*
She. I woke up I saw the kid was gonna and so was the bear. "SQUIRT?!" I yelled bursting the door open "don't worry Sytche we are fine were making breakfast! Now stir the eggs till there all squashed together" teddy said to the squirt "your teaching the squirt to cook?" I asked "why of course! Every body must learn to cook! So why not at the age of 4?" "Wait there 4 years old who do you know?" "Why they told me! Now carefully pour the eggs into the pan..." teddy said "oh so you only talk for he plush?" I grinned at the squirt earning giggles from them slipping some of the burning hot bacon grease on there skin "teddy, me and you are cooking breakfast now so the squirt don't get hurt again- wait... ITS 2 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!" I said kissing the boo boo and giving them a ice pack. "Why you?" He asked "cause the squirt will hurt themself again!" "YOU CANT EVEN MAKE MICROWAVE BACON!" Teddy yelled at me "now get out of my kitchen while I'm cooking" I heard the squirt and arrow just laugh from that sitting on the couch "Oi! You two come here!!!" I yelled at them hurling myself over the couch landing on top of them not hurting them though "Sytche~ get off!" Arrow complained at me "no we are going back to sleep" I said laying on my back with arrow on to the side of me and the squirt on top of us. "Mmmm night asshole" "love you to" I smirked kissing his forehead and messing up the squirts hair.
*~* timeskip to actual morning time!*~*
When I woke up I saw that no one else was up except for me but the arrow was gone..I looked down to see the kid still asleep in my hoodie on my chest, I picked them up held them like a baby ( :3 ) "Really guys?" I said getting up to the table seeing the others chugging there lemonade "wait what time is it?" "12:13" I heard the arrow say "WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP SOONER?!" "You both were so cute sleeping there and I didn't wanna~" arrow said kissing the side of my face offering some bacon. "Your lucky I love you.." I said kissing his forehead "hey squirt ya awake?" I asked boiling there nose "mmmm" I hear them grumble snuggling into my chest more "oh? What's that? You don't want any bacon? Oh? it's all to myself~?" I said about to eat a piece of bacon "aaaammm" the struggled to say trying to reach the plate of bacon I had "ok them we can share I guess" of said taking my sadness when I sat down I saw the squirt already made the words I'm sorry out of bacon which was cute "aww it's ok squirt I was only joking!" I smiled messing up there hair and sharing bacon with them. "At least we know there FaVeRiTe food!" Arrow said eating his breakfast "what should we call you? Do you have a name?" "....I....w...a...s......call....ed.....m...I...s...t...a....k...e....a..n..d....b...a...d.....t...h...I...n...g..s....?" The kid said shocking all of us "well since you don't have a name let's name you....y/n!" I said smiling. The kid smiled and giggled while hugging me and arrow. "So we finally have our own kid huh arrow?" "Were still gonna have them some siblings~" arrow said smirking "the kids 4 do not even do any of that" I said making everyone laugh even the kid

1410 words published at 3:11 in the morning :/