Oh Yeah?! Well Watch Me!! [Undergoing Heavy Editing]

Chapter 1

You studied the picture in your hands carefully, in the picture was a man you knew as Speedwagon being dragged off by some Nazi soldiers, with a light huff you grabbed your travel bag and stared at the employee, "Lead the way".

You soon found yourself in your mother's home country, Mexico, and apparently the employees that still believed Speedwagon is alive wanted you to go save him, for a moment you wondered why they'd come to you in the first place until you remembered that you wanted to do something to get away from your mother. With a slight scowl you looked at your scarf, letting it glow a dull yellow -that was mixing with violet- before you stop using your hamon from surging further into the cloth, adjusting your small hat you fix the feather and place as you looked outside seeing the small village people go about their everyday lives. Once you got into a motel you begin to prepare yourself keeping in mind that Sir Speedwagon might have several other operatives trying to find him, if he is still alive that is, with a shrug of the shoulders you did a few stretches until you finally heard the satisfying crack of your back.

Somewhere in the back of your mind, you had a feeling this trip of yours will be quite, bizarre.

You decided to go with your "fighting gear" and put on a cloak over yourself as he left the motel trusting the manager to keep your items hidden as you left, and carried on once you were able to get your hands on a motorcycle. You made your way through the desert areas, recalling that the people of the Speedwagon Foundation gave you the last location of a man by the name of Joseph Jostar would that be up, looking at the desert carefully you momentarily remembered how your mother and father lived in Mexico for a brief while before moving. During your travels you found German man with a unique facial markings covered head-to-toe in cacti needles while also being stuck to a cactus, and found out that Speedwagon was indeed still alive but was currently being held in a facility that had a pillar man within its walls, Joseph Joestar was also on his way there as well and with the information you knocked him unconscious before removing the needles, you left him on the cactus, and tied him up with the spare rope before you covered his body with your cloak. 

You continued on with your journey as you focused on finding the location, you soon found the place and stopped at a distance, bringing out your binoculars you carefully observe the entrance and scowled and discuss one to witness the man groping the ladies. Deciding it was better to sneak behind the meme a tour route to appear behind the two men using your unknown presence to your advantage, you heard some commotion as soon as a woman's voice was heard, when you leaned out from behind the wall you immediately deadpanned, "That... Is the most awful disguise I've ever seen", you thought. His makeup was heavy but you can make out the shape of his face that looked quite familiar, quickly taking out a picture you had of Joseph Jostar your face pale slightly, "That's Joseph Joestar?", you mutter to yourself as you pick up a rock tapping hamon into it as soon as you saw the guards aim their guns at him.

Using your muscle strength in your arm you throw the rock at the back of one the soldier's head with an audible crack as the other was hit with a cocoanut, Joseph immediately looked over at you as you stepped out and pointed at you, "Hey! What are you doing here!?", he demands, looking you up and down, putting your hands up in mock of surrender you took out the familiar Speedwagon card, "I was hired by some Speedwagon employees to help find Mr. Speedwagon, I assume you are Joseph Joestar", you state. Joseph relaxes a bit as he keeps studying you noticing that you didn't dress ladylike when you wore those homemade shorts and only had bandage wraps covering your breasts with your abdomen in display, though the short jacket and scarf at the hip did hide a few parts of you, not that he was complaining, "So you know Speedwagon?", "Yes, now are we going in or are we going to chat idly like gossiping housewives".

"All right, all right, jeez bossy one aren't you, help me drag these to where you were hiding", he says grabbing one of the soldiers, you follow lead and grab one by their legs and drag them to your hiding place, "So what's your plan?", you asked, "Sneak in and save Speedwagon", he briefed, you only nod and point at his disguise, "Give me the dress, I'll make it look more believable", you state, "Woah there, don't you know it's rather rude to ask a lady to remove her clothes", Joseph grins, "Shut it, you'll be a soldier guiding me to the commander who ordered tequila", you state. He chuckled as he removed the dress and gave it to you while leaning down to use the soldiers clothing, "So how do you know Speedwagon?", he last getting dressed, you tied your jacket around your waist before putting on the dress, "Apparently my tía abuela (*) was a friend of his who died on the journey to defeat a man named Dio, she knew your grandfather too apparently", you explain.

"Woah really? How come I've never met you then?", he asked, "Mamá was a boring woman, didn't like to move around much, but we did meet up with your grandmother occasionally, but we never really ran into each other due to odd timing apparently", you sure shrugged as you finally made the dress a perfect fit. Looking at Joseph, who is done fitting the uniform, your grab the helmet and Tequila, setting the helmet his head you dusted off your skirt, "now, lead the way Soldier", you say holding both tequila bottles and one arm resting on your hip, making them look heavy. "Of course, señorita", you scoff at his awful attempt at the accent but smirked nonetheless, "so you can use hamon?", "Yes , I was trained by my father when I was younger", you explain, "I noticed that there was a violet glow as well when you use your Jamon, is the color of hamon different for every hamon on user ?", he asked lowly, "No I'm just a unique case apparently, mi tia abuela also had yellow violet hamon", you say, "Interesting", he hums.

Once you and Joseph found an office you both entered it quickly and searched for a map of the place, "If I had a map of this place, where would I put it?", you ask yourself, "Want me to call an officer?", Joseph asked cheekily, you huff thinking for a moment, studying the desk you smirk, "Bingo". Going to the side where the drawers were you spotted the locked one, focusing your breathing before flicking at the lock, there was a light click and you were able to open the drawer, "How did you do that?!", Joseph gaped, "Practice", you smirk. Looking through the door you found the map and placed it on the table, Joseph looked at the map, studying it carefully until he pointed at the area that had stairs, "I bet that door leads to Speedwagon", he says, "All right then I'll take the venting system", you state. He looked at you confused, "Why?", you point at the map's venting areas, "I could fit for one, but we could also get them from both sides in case something were to happen", you explain Joseph noded as you search the office for a lighter.

Taking off the dress you put your jacket back on, satisfied with your readiness you turn to Joseph, "Memorize the map yet Joseph?", "Yep, now let's go get Speedwagon!", he grins, you smirk a bit before you both made for separate ways. Climbing into a vent opposite where Joseph was entering the building you quickly crawled in, once inside you brought out the lighter and map following the directions of where Speedwagon was being held at, with a huff you crawled as fast as you could through the vents. Steadily using your hamon you close your eyes, and then you felt it, the presence of other men gathered in an area, and you finally pinpointed Speedwagon's presence. But what startled you more was a presence that was far from Human, yet for some reason you felt a familiarity with it, quickly crawling you finally made it to the exit point of the vent, but also noted how Joseph revealed himself and several men were killed. He punched the finishing harshly with some hamon before getting out of the thence, "Looks like you beat me to it Joseph", you say stretching putting your arms behind your head, "(Y/n)!?", Mr. Speedwagon gape in surprise as the tall red-haired male glanced at you, "You bought a woman! I don't think she'll be able to beat that thing!", the German shouted.

Before Joseph could say anything you stepped in, cracking your fist, "Oh yeah!? Well watch me!!".

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Notes;

-Again you are taking the place of an OC

(*)= OC mention/appearance

Clada= An OC that appeared in Phantom Blood helping out Jonathan in his journey to defeat Dio

Translation;

Señorita= Miss

Mamá= Mom

Mí tia abuela= my gran aunt