A/N: I FEEL OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE THIS STORY BECAUSE OF ALL THE DAMN NOTICE THIS GOT. HOW THE LIVING HELL DID THIS STORY GET 1K READS?!
So. As always, be prepared because i haven't updated in like forever.
And also, multiple references and a bit of a spoiler for my other book, Lome Star, a fallout x rwby story.
Your POV
Another day, another Crack Den raid, right? What, we destroyed a big Crack Den, and are currently transporting the drugs to a local police statio-
Author: Hold the fuck up, this isn't how it's supposed to go.
Thatcher: oi, try disabling an electronic filled room when suddenly a Korean nerd with electronic shit says "we don't need your emps, we have technology".
Author: good point, but this is different
Thatcher: oh, well good luck to ya.
Author: goddammit. Now i have to rewind this shit. *Claps Twice*
The scene quickly changes to Y/N buttfucking Velvet.
Author: FUCK! NOT THIS SHIT! I WAS SAVING THIS MOMENT FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER! *claps three times*
The scene changes to Y/n, Vigil, Sledge & Moz lounging around in the cafeteria in full kit.
Author: Finally, something actually works in my favor
Team CRDL went with their usual scene with picking on Velvet, but before they knew it, Y/N beat their ass again for the 69th time of the week
Author/Handsome Jack: 'Kay no, too mushy. *strangles a psycho*
The Courier finds an unconcious half naked Summer Rose at the back of Junior' s Bar. The Courier Carries Summer's body to his hideout and waits until she awakes, 3 hours later Summer awakes
Author/Handsome Jack: shit WRONG STORY *Castrates Adam*
Y/N Star Platinum'd a junkie who was trying to snatch Velvet. They both went home and made sweet sensual love
Author Jack: This is the shit I have to deal with most of the time
The scene flashes these moments in the order that follows: Vigil punching out Sledge, Mozzie running over some poor guy's nuts with his motor bike, Y/N pulling a Salvador and gunzerks an entire White Fang base with nothing but a M1 Garand.
Author Jack: Several Pings were rung that day. Anyway, TO THE STORY! *kicks Blake's literal ass*.............wait what? Where's the story?
Literally Me: because I've run out of ideas.
Author Jack: WAIT WHAT?! HOW THE HELL DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME And-wow, I am that fuckin handsome
Me: I know I am. It's my birthday. Anyways, All I wanna say is....
AJ: is what?
Me: ah fuck it. All I wanted to say was Y/N is dead.
AJ: Ok that's cool-WAIT HOW THE FUCK?!
Me: listen. I can explain. It all happened when-
Third POV
The scene flashes to Y/n, Sledge, Vigil, Mozzie, and Buck all bored out of their minds and sitting around in their dorm room, Moz had an idea that made them think 'Where does Mozzie come up with this shit? That's perfect for a time like this' but what he said was
Mozzie: You guys wanna go to the pub? Knock some teeth out and feckin blow their ass stained socks off?
Vigil: I don't like alcohol. But fuck it. Anything beats waiting around for a mission or something.
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Remnant To Y/N? (R6 Recruit Reader x RWBY)
RandomWhen Y/N L/N Accidentally Sets Off 2 Flashbangs and Bandit's Gadget He Passes Out And Wakes Up To The World of Remnant. I Guess He's In For An Adventure. Dont Ask Me If That Makes Sense. (My first story and the most Shitposty of all of my stories.)
