First Date [fail]

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[ok hey guys I'm gonna add Liu, Jeff's brother into this and sorry I have not published in a long time I kinda have family problems and going through some dark times in my life but thanks for reading •^•]

Slender

You were passed out on the couch as Slender ran around looking for you. "___!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?" You woke up with your hair everywhere and your hand asleep because you slept on it. You stretched then yelled "SLENDER WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" Slender came running in panting "Where were you?!?" You look down at the couch then yawn "Here sleeping until I was interrupted by you." You chuckle then smile, "So what do you want?" Slender sighs "We were going on a date at 5 remember?" You look at the clock and the time is 4:57. You gasp and smile nervously "We can do another date in a couple weeks?" He smiles and nods "Sure __ sure just don't fall sleep again." He chuckles then kisses your cheek then walks away. You smile then fall back asleep on the couch.

BEN Drowned

You put on your favorite shirt and pair of jeans. [or a dress if you like them I just don't] It was the day of your first date with BEN. You walk downstairs to the living room to find BEN in his boxers passed out on the couch with droll hanging out of his mouth and a game controller in his hand. You chuckle then frown. You walk up to him and shake him. He gets up half awake and smiles with his eyes closed. "Yeah ___?" You sigh. "BEN it was so posed to be our first date." He gets up and hugs you, "We can have another one I promise you." You smile then gets changed into comfy clothes.

Jeff the Killer

You walk around the mansion in sweats and a tank. Jeff walks up to you in light washed black pants and a white button up shirt. You tilt your head, "Where are you going all fancy?" He sighs, "I was going on a date with you but your dressed like this so." You look down. He walks up to you and hug you tight and you hug him back. You smile and say, "You look really cute." He chuckles, "Trust me I know." You punch him in the arm playfully, "Jerk." You chuckle. He kisses your cheek then walks up stairs then comes back down in black pj pants and a white loose shirt. You smile, "So what are we gonna do today?" He shrugs, "Watch a movie, annoy BEN?" You smile, "Annoy Ben." He heads to bens room and you follow.

Eyeless Jack

You and Jack where out eating a fancy restaurant. You smile at Jack and he smiles back at you with pasta hanging out of his mouth. You sigh, "Jack you can't eat like that or we will get kicked out." He shrugs and continues to eat that way. You sigh then look at the waiter coming over that you knew was a snob. He glared at Ej then smiles at you. You smile back a fake smile of course. He once again glares at Ej, "Mr can you please stop eating like that this is a fancy place not a pig pen like where you live." This was EJs last straw. He got up and took the waiters collar then pushes him up to a wall, "What did you say buddy?" The other waiters called security and you both got kicked out.

Laughing Jack

You and LJ were both getting dressed when you watched him stuff a hand full of candy into his mouth. You sighed as he went on a sugar high and you knew after a sugar high comes a sugar crash. You watched him bounce around the room. You grabbed a tee and sweat pants then went into the bathroom to change. When you came back out LJ saw you then looked at you in question still jumping up and down, "I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING ON A DATE IN A COUPLE MINUTES?!?!" You nodded, "Yeah but after a sugar high comes a sugar crash." After you said that you saw LJ fall to the ground asleep. You sighed then dragged him to the couch then called the carnival people and told them to cancel the privet carnival you had planned for that day.

Masky

You were getting dressed when you heard a crash. You went down stairs to find Masky in his boxers and a white tee with cheeses cake all over his face. You look at him them wonder, 'How can a man eat so much cheese cake and he's so skinny?' You shrug to yourself then you shake Masky. "MASKY LEST GO WE HAVE A DATE TO GET TO!!" He groaned then swiped nothing with his hands. "MASKY UP!!" He shook his head then snored a little. You thought it was cute but you wanted to get to this date. You looked at the time. 4:56. You sighed the date was at 5 but you could never make it now. You walked back upstairs and put on sweat pants and a old shirt. You walked back down stairs then ate some cheesecake next to your passed out boyfriend and watched Shark Week.

Hoodie

You and Hoodie were all ready to go on this date. You had on a foley light blue top on and light washed red jeans. Hoodie had on an orange button up and black light washed jeans. You guys were heading to the car hand in hand when Slender pulled you guy back inside. You both looked at Slender with the 'WTF' expression. Slender looks down at Hoodie then at you, "Hoodie I'm sorry to take you away from your date but I need you and Masky to do something for me." Hoodie nods then kisses your cheek, "I'm sorry about this." You nod as he changes into his hoodie and you change into black sweat pants and a white lose shirt then you spend the day playing video games.

Lost Sliver

You were on the couch passed out. Silver ran around dressed up all nice trying to wake you up. You groaned when he finally slapped you. You fell off the couch then looked at Sliver, "What do you want dude?" Sliver sighed then looked at the clock, "It's 6 what do you think?" You looked down, "oh shit sorry I fell asleep." Sliver looked at you then hugged you tightly. You hugged him back then he kissed your cheek, "It's fine we can do it another day." You nodded then sat on the couch then started to watch Shark Week. You looked at Silver, "OHH HIS FOOT GOT BITE OFF!!" You smile happily, "I love shark week!!" Silver nods, "I can see."

Glitchy Red

You and Red where getting ready to head to his car when his mom called his and said Silver was in the hospital because someone thought he was going to die because he does not have arms and legs. "Mom this is the 10th time this week." His mom agreed but said he has to go get him. Silver and Red are brothers Red is older by a couple months. Red told his mother ok. He walked up to you "I'm sorry I have to go we can do this another day I promise." You nod then hugged him then changed into dark grey sweat pants and a dark blue shirt. "YO TOBY WANNA CHOP DOWN SOME TREES?!?" He ran down with two axes, "DUH!!"

Dark Link

You were playing video games while Dark slept with his head on your lap. BEN came down the stairs and looked at you guys confused, "I thought you guys were going on a date today?" You bitch slapped Dark you knew it was the only way to wake him up. He shot up, "ARE YOU HURT?! ARE YOU OK BABE?!" You chuckle then nod, "Yeah I'm fine but we should be on our date right now." He shrugs, "Whatever we can do it another date." You shrug then nod, "True dat." you go back to playing video game then he rests his head on your lap watching you play. Ben chuckle, "You guys are the perfect couple." You give BEN a thumbs up then nods, "Cool."

Dr. Smiley

You were all ready to go and Smiley was still "fixing" and victim. You sighed looking at the clock and you knew you were not gonna have time to get to the place you guys were having the date. You changed back to random clothes. It was about another hour till he came up from the basement. He looked at you then the clock. He ran to you then pulled you into a tight hug, "Oh my god I'm so sorry I lost track of time. I'll make it up to you I promise!!" You nod then looks at the blood stains from his lab coat now on your shirt. You look him in the eyes, "And you also owe me a shirt." He chuckles then nods.

Ticci Toby

You were sitting on a branch of a tree when Toby came flying out of then mansion dresses all nice. "__!? ___!!! I FOUND YOU!! *twitch* WE ARE GONNA BE LATE FOR OUR DATE!! *twitch*" You gasp, "Of fuck I forgot about that." You hop down landing on all fours like a cat then hugs Toby, ",M so sorry." He hugs you back, "It's fine we can do it another night *twitches*" You and Toby walk back inside hand in hand. You take off your shoes then throw your self on the couch and flips through then channel and Toby walks back down in random clothes. You chuckle, "Where did you get those?" He shrugs then sits next to you.

Homicidal Liu

[recap] You and Liu were always best friends then you lost connection then he texted you one day and then he asked you out. You and Liu where ready do go on the date. You both hoped in the car and Liu tried to turn it on but it made a noise but never turned on, "FUCK!!" Liu looked at you, "I think we have to walk there." You nod then gets out of the car. As soon as he hops out of the car it starts to poor. Liu shakes his head, "Well this sucks. I guess we have to go another day." You nod, "Wanna watch Shark Week?" You smiles and him the he nodded. You both put on sweats and a tee then turned on Shark Week. You smiled. "SHARKS ARE THE BEST!!!!!" Liu nods, "I agree."

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