Eren pov
"are you feeling any horny right now eren?" hanji questioned
Hanji came a few hours later, levi told hanji what was happening and she was excited she wouldn't stop asking me questions. I was getting tired and levi isn't stopping her.
"like the last hundred responses NO!" i yelled as i covered my eyes with my arm.
"are you-" she started
"levi!! get this crazy maniac away from me or i won't hesitate on cutting her head off!!" i yelled with anger in my voice
"then do it!!" levi yelled from the living room
"that fuck-" i mumbled and let a sigh
"hanji can i ask you a question" i said as hanji nodded
"well i've been wondering if i accidently 'mate' with a human will that human have a baby of mine?"
Hanji started to think looking for the right response of my weird question.
"well~ if it was female then yes 100%! if it was a male..amm..well i don't know....but there are possibilities of a male getting pregnant by you about 30%-50%" hanji said as i let a groan
"god i rather fuck a pillow" i said as hanji burst out laughing
"then you'll have baby pillows!" she laughed as i let a scoff
"i'll named them softly and squeezy" i said as hanji laughed so hard that she fell from the bed
I burst out laughing at her, hanji was in the floor also laughing. Then the door opened revealing levi, he was us laughing our asses off.
"h-hey levi pff h-how will you like b-b-BABY PILLOWS!!" hanji yelled and fell down laughing again
"shitty glasses what kind of drugs have you been taking?" levi questions
"so many i can't remember all of their name!" hanji laughed
"i asked what kind not how many!" levi yelled
"still don't know!" she yelled and laughed
" i think she took all the drugs you can think of" i said
"tsk!" levi clicked his tongue
"anyway~ i need to get going! my sweat pea is waiting for me!" hanji yelled
I actually cringed and shivered at the nickname she gave her 'boyfriend', levi did the same but gave her a disgust look.
"get out shitty glasses" levi said and hanji left
"finally!!" i yelled
I glared at levi and he smirked.
"now you know how i feel when you leave me alone with hanji" he smirked
"yes but is it as bad as asking me every damn second if i feel horny!?"
"kinda"
"you're a liar"
"no i'm not"
"yes you are! while you easily ignore her i have to lay down here listening to what a alpha wolf like me has to do when i'm in rut! and she didn't left the details!"
"oh sh*t! that's terrible!"
"you made your poor pup suffer!"
"pup my ass"
"oh i'm not your pup anymore?...well then i'll be sleeping in the sofa for now and then!"
"are you on your man days!"
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