[In Naruto?!] -- Older Version of Dérive.

| 30 | What? I'm First?! |

AND IT IS HERE! THE BIG THIRTY! BUAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MADE IT THIS FAR! AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS SERIES NOW HAS MORE THAN 5,600 VIEWS! AND 160 FUCKING VOTES!

Haha, I love Wattpad. It's basically the only site that my readers, voters, commenters and fans can actually connect to me. Failzilla is well...as the name suggests, fail; while Lunaescence - not a lot of people actually use that site now. Wattpad is the most active fanfiction site I've seen so far, and I love it! BAH, I AM SO GLAD I FOUND WATTPAD. I'M SO GLAD I MET YOU READERS. AND VOTERS. AND COMMENTERS.

Now, back to my current state.

I nearly choked while bathing = ∆ =U. I mean, I know that I'm sick - but I didn't think that I would actually have a fucking coughing fit while fucking bathing. I hate being sick. AND I STILL CAN'T USE MY VOICE!

Yasuo: Hn. You'll get better soon.

Tiffany: (is using hands to talk because she has lost her voice).

Yasuo: (rolls eyes).

Tiffany: (flips Yasuo the bird).

WARNING: Sick Authoress. Foul Language. Action. Violence. Crack!

DISCLAIMER: I, LeTiffany, do not own the manga/anime Naruto or its characters. I only own the story plot and the Original Characters (OC) I create. All credits towards Naruto should go to Masashi Kishimoto.

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| [(*)] | Music: No Current Music For This Scene | Effects: Talking, Shouting |

"I could say the same thing to you, scum!"

You rolled your eyes. "I know that you are, but what am I?"

You eyed her fists as she balled them, her arms shaking from the pressure.

"Tch, don't get ahead of yourself, scum!" she exclaimed, shifting herself into a stance as she scowled.

"Heh," you scoffed, getting into a stance yourself as you felt the large bustle of the crowd as their chattering volume grew, "I could say the same to you, bitch!"

She growled, but held herself as her fingers twitched - probably having the urge to strangle you.

"Now then, round one," your lips curled back into a smirk as the proctor took another breath, "begin!"

| [(*)] | Opening Theme: Colours of the Heart by UVERWorld | What? I'm First?! ; でしょうか? 私は最初のかよ?! | Music: Naruto Shippuden OST Album 2 // Song 26 - Keisei Gyakuten | Effects: Action, Violence, Fighting |

You leaned your head down as the crowd cheered, eyeing her wicked smirk as she made the first move.

"Go die in a hole where you belong, scum!" she exclaimed, throwing a set of kunai at you.

You merely scoffed as you flicked your arm out, left eye dormant behind the blue cover as you shifted so that one kunai flew past you, while you grabbed the hilt of the second one, tilting it so that the blade of the third kunai lodged itself in the circular hole at the end of the second kunai. You 'hn'ed as you shifted the weapon in your hand so that flicked the kunai lodged in the circular hole of it up, and you moved the knife so that it was fitted in your hand properly. You smirked as you extended your hand up, the airborne kunai coming down to land in it.