Drunk

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Cyclone: Mama! Thunderstorm is being a meanie! *cries* He stole my heart and he wouldn't give it back! He even stole my first kiss TT^TT Why? WHY?!

Quake: How can we rewrite *hiccup* the staarrrrr!~ *hiccup* *swinging on the chandelier*

Thunderstorm: W-why is it so hot in here? *removes his clothes one by one* It's still hot! *removes his boxer with heart shapes on it* Now that's better~

Blaze: *twerking* Start twerking like Miley~... Or better yet, start twerking like Robin!~

Ice: Let it go... *sobs* Let it... go *sobs* Can't hold it back anymore *cries* NATURE IS CALLING ME! OUT OF THE WAY! I CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER!

Thorn: Your my honey bunch sugarplum... I forgot the lyrics again *cries* Oh well *shrugs* My Anaconda don't! My Anaconda don't!

Solar: He's a small cinnamon roll... that's why.... that's why... HE HAVEN'T NOTICE THE WAY I LOOK AT HIM! CAN'T HE JUST TAKE A HINT THAT I LOVE HIM!!!!! LEAF I FUCKI--

Quake: Oi language Mister!

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Draculaura: I regret nothing 😂 Give your thanks to FebSeptJulNov for her idea.

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