MHARI BAAWLI GIRLFRIEND

Part 22: MHARI BAAWLI GIRLFRIEND ❤️

Part 22: MHARI BAAWLI GIRLFRIEND 

''itna khaas ta na hun main jo wa mhare liye baawli ho rakkhi!...'' he scratched his head....
''kya chhote,kyun apne aap ko underestimate kar raha hai!...achha khaasa handsome hai tu!..koi bhi ladki flat ho jaye tere pe toh!'' Parth winked....
''bhai ek hi chhori na sambhal ri...aur chhoriyan flat na karni manne!..'' he coughed in anxiety....
''oye tera baj raha hai!'' Parth sniggred....
''bhai main ta khud poora ka poora baja pada..aur ke bajna baaki sey ib?'' he made a face....
''abey champu tera phone baj raha hai....'' he cackled to tease him....
''hey bhagwan,manne utha le!...jeen ta dena na ya chhori ne!'' he saw her number flashing on his phone screen and cursed his luck....
''Shekhawat,jaldi aa!..aur shopping chal mere saath!'' she ordered as usual....
''aa ra mhari jaan ki dusman!'' he reverted cutely....
''oye...main teri jaan ki dushman nahi hun!...tu toh khud meri jaan hai mere superhero!'' she mumbled some mush....he blushed unwantedly....

''achha ab jaldi niche aa varna toh main upar aa jaungi!..aur tere roommate ke saamne tujhe kiss karungi!'' she burbled naughtily.... ''bas 1 minute ma aa gaya....'' he huffed and ran downstairs....

Soon they drove off to the market...

While walking in the market they started chatting with some nonsensical stuff..

''mhare ko thaare se k..k..kuch poochhna sey..batawegi?'' he cleared his throat....
''haan haan..bataungi..bas meri khoobsoorti ka raaz mat poochhna kyunki woh main nahi bata sakti!'' she winked mischievously....
''na wa baat na sey..manne toh yo poochhna tha ki thaare ko mhare mein eesa ke dikh gaya jo tu manne gud (jaggery) samajh ke makkhi ki tarah mhare pachhe padgi?'' he pouted.....
''abey example toh dhang ka de....*shows her face* shakal dekh meri!..kis angle se main tujhe makkhi lagti hun!...'' she narrowed her brows annoyedly....
''mhara matbal wa na tha...bas m..m..mhare ko itna bata de tune aaj tak kisi chhore ne ghaas na daali toh manne poora ka poora khet kyun daale hai!'' he gazed at her in a cute way....
'' *long insane laughter* tu na sachi mein single piece hai!...aaj tak tere jaisa koi mila hi nahi..jo itna cute ho,itna lovable ho aur itna meetha ho!..isiliye toh tujhpe fida ho gayi main!'' she pulled his cheeks....
''itna bhi achha na hun m..m..main,gunde jaisi ta sakal sey mhari!'' he blurted....
''kisne bola ki tu gunda lagta hai!...tu toh mera hero hai!..tere jitna handsome aur hot banda toh poore world mein nahi milna!..isiliye toh kehti hun,please ban jaa na mera boyfriend!'' she blinked....
''soch ke b..b..bataunga!..ib na bata sakta!'' he dawdled.....

After 30 seconds...

''soch liya?'' she grinned.... ''na tu m..m..mhare sang Kaun banega Crorepati khed ri sey jo main 1 minute ma thaare sawaal ka jawaab de du!!....'' he twisted his lips..

TBC