How to Write a Warriors Fan-Fiction | Warrior Cats Guide

Cat vs. Human

Okay, this isn't a fighting arena. Just thought I'd let you know.

Anyways, cats and people are very different. Humans can do things that cats can't.
Cats can't:
- Hug
- Laugh
- Cry
- Yell
- Sing
- Dance
- Smile
- Frown
- Smirk
- Snicker
- Draw
- Clap
- Point (with paw)
- Punch
- Probably more stuff

Cats purr when they're happy. They swat and bite. They slow blink if they like you. They yowl and meow. Meow, meow, meow. They hiss and snarl. They show emotion with their tail. Here's a list:
Sticking straight up- happy
Straight up but hooked- friendly
Tucked under- submissive, frightened
Bushed out- angry, frightened
Flicking back and forth- annoyed, irritated, alert, excited
Drooping- default

Don't forget that cats knead stuff. (Or making biscuits, if that's what you call it. Cats don't know what biscuits are, though)