ChAPter 9
--- HELO it been a lil while but I'm is $hanaie and I'm is back
So you had thoght it wus all a dreeeme but I had trickted u k to da storie----
I wokted up
Were am i??????!..?
Dah room was derk
I coult feel a com fe matres benet me and a mop u curly head besite me
I took a deep breth. I wuz nt
P
R
E
Gnant
It wus all a dreme
But it feelt so reeel
How werd
Oh well we wuz goin on tewr tomoro so I beter get sum slep
@ IN DAH NEXT MORNING @
"bae wake up it's time to go on tewr"
"WUT" I SCREEMED AND flayled arount in bet
"It's me babe just get up and get rety."
Hery said
"R u rele? is dis rele lif?" I set rubbin his face
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" he chuckled
"No srsly I hat hat a dream were I was pregnent and we kilt zac efron."
"No the zac efron part is real but I think he's still alive." Hairy set lookin at me concernet " but who was the father?"
I started to swet," uh um uh um uh um uh um uhm uhhhhh uh Uh ..... um uh um uh um uh ummm ......uh um uh"
"What was it not me?" he questoned
" uh um uh um uh um uh um uhm uhhhhh uh Uh ..... um uh um uh um uh ummm ......uh um uh is not umportent we ha to go." I rant into da bafroom and peed
Oh wate
Is dat wut I think it's
Bloot
Yuh
I was on mah perid
Frick frack diddly sack
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." I CRite
I frekin hate evrythin
"Babe are you okay in there?" Harry calt knocking on da door.
"DO U WANT TO B SHANKED WIT MEH FLAT IRUN??" i scremt
"Uh no?" he asketed questionly.
"WELL GO LICK UH A TOILUT SETE"
"um okay?" he set and walkd away
I got in Dah showr and bathed my hair with my super exclusive ms bubblegum loreal Korean rainbow pony vomit spicy licious octopus shampoo and den I got out da bafroom
I got drest and Walkt into Dah hallway
HAREH was sittin
"Hay boo I'm sprreh I ovr reakted I luv u." I set cuddleing neckst 2 heyum
"It's okay your probably just hormonal or something." he say hugging me
I ripped out of the hug
"Wut did u said to me?" I axed angruly
"Uh why?"
"Cuz I think I'm gonna hide ur bodie in da lake at Dah park acros da skreet."
His orbs gruw large and he runned down the sters & into da tour bus
I falowt him In a angery rage
I got on 2 Dah bus and lookt at it in aww
Den I colapst on a couch and CRite myself to slep
Whn I wokt up Nile and Lium wers playin checkers in Dah floor
I reachd wit meh leg and kickt Nile in thu face
"OW WHAT THE HECK?" he akst
I startd crying
"CUZ I JUST WANT A FRIKIN SPAGGETI MILKSHACK!!" I screamt thru my ters
"What?" Lium askd me confoosd.
"BLEHHEHEHE U KNOW WHAT U R?" I screm-askd
"What?" he replyed
"A FRICKIN FAT LARD DAT FRICKIN PEES ON CHILTREN!" I yelt rely lout
He jus lookt at me lik I was a flippin kangaroo on drucks
I stould up
Bam wuterfall in my pants
"U JUST EAT UR FLIPIN GREAN BEENS AND LEAVE ME ALONE"
I yelt knockin over der checkr bort
I ran to da bafroom
I came out and cride for like a hour b4 hry came in and we cuddled
"Hairey" I set " I wunt som mash potatoes or I mite die."
"Okay I'll get u some mash potatoes."
He Walkt away and den the bus stahped.
"KFC!!!!" Niler yelt
"Yas." I mutred HAPLY under mah breth
I got off the buz and we all went ant ate chickn and I got mash potatoes and den my stomach cramped
"OH SWEET MUTHER OF JESUS WUT IS HAPNIN IN MEH UTRUS!" I gronet in pane as we got on Dah bus
"Oh honey sweet babey r u ok?" Harry axed rubbin my back
"DO I FRIGIN LOOK OK???" i asked him back thru my teres.
"I guess not." he set and lookt down
"WHOAH what's wrong with you?" Lois asked me
"AHRGGHG!" I yelt and kicked him in the nee
I ran and colapst on Dah bed while der was a nuclear war in my stumach
I Guys I fell asleep while I crid cuz Harry woke me up and gave me pane medikatshun and choklate den I made out wit his face and prolly cried sum mo
==latir dat weak===
So I'm is helthy agin and not dyin and Dah boys hat ther 3rr concert to nite
Whoo
OKAY SO DAT WAS THE NEXT CHAPTER AND DIS IS NOT A DREME
R is it
No jk it ain't
Ntway normaly in fan fixshun dey never had periods so I was li
Dey shoult
So I wrote dis to infrom the public bout them
So yer that's a genrulizashun of perids
I hoap u enjoid it
-&??&1!/01$/&182273!38 $hanaie $2!-@/!&1!:&2!3&2!83!2&
