Okay so I like rand into this guy and I think his name is Harie but Im is not sure.... He has green hair and curly eyes.... Lol I'm so CRAY CRAY I got that so mixes up!!!1!1! lol
"Hey Love is you okay?? Is you??" He akses me.
"Ugh yeah I guess, but my top is like spoiled!!!" I say sassily.
" good cuz I wanted ta know! I bye uz a new shurt guh it gonna be okses!!!"
" okay good cuz this top was like really expensive!!! oh yeah OMG YOU R LIKE TOTES HARRRYYYY SSSSTTTTYYYYLLLLEESSS!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!" I like totes fan gurled!!!!!
" yeah but don't talk so loud cuz you could attract ugly gurls!" he whispered in my face.
his breath smelled like chocolate icing floating in a chocolate clouds in a Starbucks galaxyyyyyyy!!!! I want to make out wit his face so badly!!!
" uh yeah mhhmnn whatevs u sayyy!" I say still in chocolatey heaven!!!!!
"so uh do you want to go buy a shirt now?" he aksed me
"YEAH TOTALLY LES GO TO DA MALL AKCROSSED THE SKREET!!!"
" uh sure..."
so he takes mah hand and we runned across the skreet to DA huge MALL.
We walk in and I'm like strutting like a model wit Harry's arm around mah waist. I'm just a BOSS LIKE DAT!! I got SWAGGER Y'ALL!! lol
We walk into dat stoor called justice fo guhs I LUV DIS STOOR!!! Even do I'm like 17 but still.....
Since Harry is like famous and crap he has to wear sunglasses and a mustache and this HOOORRIBAALLL t shirt that says 'FREE HUGS' but its WAYY to big fo his sexy little in shape bodie!! Ooh he's GOOOD LUUUKKIINNN!!! MMMYER....
ANYWAY..... He gave me this beautimus curly blond wig!!! I look purty sexy ya kno....
Rnyway we be goin into da stoor. And like Harry puts on dis panda hat and I take a piczez of it and tag him in it on Twitta!!! So like we put the hat down and we go to a Hollister store and den we look fru da shurt rackses and i find this dis SUPER CUTE TOP AND LIKE IT WAS BLUE!! ARGH! IT SPARKLES TOOO!!!!! I almost had a spazzing attackses on da flore!!!! Den I shode it to mr stiles over der and he lik smiled at me wit dos adorable dimples and I like blushdeeddses.
"So u wanna buy dis shurt?" He akseded me.
I nodded my hed and he took da shirt. But wen he was walking to da counter when ALL DESE CRAZED FANS CAME RUNNING IN LIKE FREAKING BANCHEEZ!!!! I ALMOST CALAPSDED ON DA FLIOR AN PEED ON MAH SELF!!! LIKE SRSLY THO.. I screamed and Harry grabbed mAh hand and we ranned into a Foreva 21. We hid behind dis rack of t shurts. So den wen we thoght it wad all good we walked out. From behind the rack and I saw some old guy making out with a worker... GARROODYYU!!!
Me and Harreh walk behind the guy and the weird nasty chick. We get closer to them and the guy turnsed arount an it be some dude I Neva wanted to see in mah life!!!!!
MAH FADER.
I looksed at heeum in disgustedness!
He walks up to me and Harry raps a protectivness armed arond my waste.
My dad walks up to me and punches me in da face.
I was all "WHAT THE FREAKING FUDGE DIIDLE BOP PANCAKE EMUS!?!?!?!!"
DA LAST FING I SEEN WAS HARREH KICK HIM IN DA BALLS. then I blakkeded out on da floer.
//////....... HEYYYYY GUIISSSS!!!!!!! JUST THOGHT I WOLD LET U KNO DAT I HAVE A COWNER!!! HAR NAM IS ¥alonda and she be mah BEST FRAND!!!!!! I LUV YOU GUYYYSESSS SOOO FFLLLAACCKKIINNNGGG MUCH LIKE YEAH SO BYEEEEED.... &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
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