£¥¥€]£!\£'!3,, OMGZZZZ GUIS!!! I HADN'T TYPED IN LIKE FO EVAR!!! I BE SO SAWRY BUT IM SOOOO BUISY WIT LIKE MEH CRAZEYY SCHEDULE ND OLAYIN CRIKUT AND FOOTBALL!!!!,',"! AND MY BOFRIEND IS SO CRAYY AN IN ALWAS WIT HUM AND STUFF BUT T NOW I BE RITENG FO YOU GUIS CUZZZ I LUIUVVV YOU LIL SMUGGLERS SOOO MUCH!!!!$/!!:@3!&:@@!,@
O EM GEEEESSSZZZSZSASZ!!!!!!1!1!1 DEY THANK IM TEYLUR SWAFTTTTTTTR!!!!?!???!
"GO AWAY!!! I HATE YOU!!" Harreah yelt at da stuped fat lards.
"YEAH BACK OFF MAH MAN AN ME!!!!" I screamed in a fat heffers face.
Harrie drop kicked a REALLY FAT GUI LIKE HUNNY BOO BOOS MOTHAR FAT and he jiggled and flew into a officce billding window. I laft and kicked some chick in da shchens. She fell and I smashded huh camra wit ma proda heals. I spit in sumbudys face and punched dem in dere fat. Den hereh took me bac to his cer an we went to MCCEEEDEES!!! I got a big fat juicy Big Mac with a small amount of mustard and onions with a dab of ketchup sum frys and a medium coke on Dah side an Harie just go sumpthin but I wasn't payin atentuin cuz I was lookin at my ratchet wig that I ficksed wit my hands. This ugly Ratch threw my food into Dah cer and I inhaled it. Den we went a home and I put my stuff in a bag dat lous found in his closet.
Den me and the bois watchedded Dah notebook which had NOTHING TAH DO WIT A FLACKING NOTEBOOK!!! I WAS ANGRY AFTER I CRIET CUZ IT WAS SOOR SADDDDDDD!!!!!!!!-,1!1!1!181
"It's okay love it's just a movie." Says harult petting MAH her.
"NO YOY DON'T UNDERSTANT I FIGURT IT OUT!!! SHE HAS AMNESIA CUZ RYEN GOOSLENG HET HIR WIT A NOTEBOOK!!! IT ALL MAKS SENCE!!!" I screamt in his face.
"Wha?" He aksded me lookin all confused in crap.
"BLEGH! YORE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF FAT LARDS!!! IN GOIN TO BED!!!" I sait goin up de sters. All Dah bois was sterin at me in awl I guess cuz dats wat it lookd lik TAH me...
So I went intah my room and slamt MAH hed on Dah pillow ant went TAH slep.
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"Get up you fat cow." Sayd sumbudys kickin mah butt.
"Mergleeee..." Sait my face whole.
"I SAID GET UP!!" Yelt this ratchet person tryun to awak meh.
"Stahppp I'm gettin my booty slep." I set.
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"Ugh!!" This perSun sat pullin me onto Dah floor.
"WHAT THE FREAKIN CAREPILLAR UNUCORN HAR BRUSH IS GOIN ON!!?!?!?!?!',!''!?! " I SREAMED AS I LOOKTED UP.
I ALMOST SHIPPED MY PANTS.
IT WAS MEH ECKS BUFRAND
ZACK EFRUN.
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CLAFF HANGAR!!!!!!!!!11-,!1!1!
SWARIE IT WAS SO SHURT GUIS BUT I STIL LOBE YU ALL MAH LUFLIES!!!!!-111221!1!!!1!1
Bye $HanIeeeee ECKS OH ECKS OW
