ZACK EFRUN
MAH ECKS BO FRAND
WAS KITNAPEN MEEEE!!!1!1!11
OMG DIS BO IS CRAY JUS COMIN UP IN HER KITNAPIN AM CRAP
THE FRICK???
SO I STERT SCRAMIN LIK SUM CRAY HIPPO PATAMIS ON MONTIN DEW AN CRACK
DEN HE LYK PUT DIS TAPE ON MAH MOUT AN I STARTS FLANGIN MAH ARMS ALL OVAR DAH PLACCE DEN HE GRABD DIS DUFL BAG AN SHUVED
ME IN TO IT.
DEN HE DRAGDED MEH DOWN DAH STERS AN DEN
HEREH JUMPSDED OUT DIS CLOSET AND STARS BEATEN UP ZAK WITH A PAPR TOWL ROLE.
SO DEN HE WAS DIED
SO I WAS ALLLL
'HERAH YO IS MAH HERO!!' DIN I MADE OUT WIT HIS FACE AND IT WAS LYK EATIN CHOCLYTE ICE CREME IN A POOOOL OF JELLO AN DEN WE WENT to slep.
DAH NEXT MORNENG
"GET UP YOU LAZEY COWSACKS!!" hollrd lous tomlson slapn mah butt wit a her brushhh.
"Oh mayyy GAWD lewissss is lik to in da mourning!!" I wined at heyum.
"It's actually three in the afternoon and we have to leave or we'll miss the tour bus!" He yalled at meh.
"Mergellll." I mutred in mah plow.
"Baby you have to get up beautiful cuz you are so beautiful like no body else love." Sais hery slopie kisin mayh chek.
"Erkay..." I says lickin his chek wit mah Catt LYK tong.
I got up out DAH bet an put on sum ret skiney jeans pairt wit a blue striped shirt that had a small bedazzled embellishment on the sleeve it fit my perfectly fit in shape abs and figure amazingly as I slipt on a pare of gray toms to match.
I grapt mah bag an ran down sters. Den I felt real wired LYK so I runned to DAH bathroom and Puked mah guts up den Zaney cam inta DAH bafrum and was lik:
"Love are you okay?"
"Yer I'm gut..." I says wipin puke off mah face
"R u sure?"
"Actuley,,, I rly wan sum pancakes wit mustard." I say fixin my perfect ringlets of brown hair I have.
"Wha?" He akses me
"Oh yer an sum slad an pikl juce wit aples." I says lookin at his perfectly circular brown orbs. He's so Hawt. But not lyk HEREH hawttt.
"Oh kayy.." He sais walking in to DAH kitchen .
Den I relized sumpthin.
I'm
P
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Gnent.
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OH EM GE
SHE BE PREGO
HOLEY PORPOISE
IKR DIS STOREY IS CRAY
SOREY FO ALL DESE CLIFF HANGRS!!!!!!!!! BUT I LU YU GUIS BABES
BYE
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