LOL, BRB, OMG, OTP : texts my Sherlock ships

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SEBASTION I NEED YOUR HELP -JM

SEBBY!! -JM

What is it Jim? -SM

Sophie won't stop crying! -JM

What? Why? -SM

Well, she was reading something called the "Fault in Our Stars" and was crying, so she started watching Doctor Who as a distration and an epiode called "The Angels Take Manhattan" and she started crying more! -JM

I think I know what's happening -SM

What? -JM

Jim... Jim, I think we adopted a fangirl -SM

Dear Lord... -JM

My sister is one of their... kind. I never understood why she always cried about a Doctor until I realised... -SM

What do I do? -JM

Ice cream , nutella, Tumblr, Instagram. And blackmail the writers to cannon her ships. -SM

Got it -JM

And tissues. With some Fandom-Merch. -SM

Lot's of tissues... -JM

Oh, and kiddnape Dan Howell -SM 

I can do that -JM

No, scratch that. Stalk him so Sophia can bump into him all the time. -SM

I can do that to -JM

 Then they become friends and she'll be happy -SM 

That is the goal here -JM

Aw, you'd do that for me? -SEMM

Sophie! What are you doing here! -JM

You hacked again didn't you? -SM

 Yup, you can that thank Daddy for that -SEMM

JIM!! -SM

What? If she's going to take over our empire, she needs to know -JM

Well, Dad showed me how to pick the lock to your safe and shoot a sniper rifle, so I think your equal in the bed parenting degree -SEMM

SEBBY!! -JM

What? If she's going to take over our empire, she needs to know -SM

I see what you did there -JM

So can I go to the movies tonight? -SEMM

No -JM

NO! And Jim, can you bloke her -SM

NO! -SEMM

*SEMM has been blocked*

Thank you -SM

It's nothing, besides, I have some info! -JM

What you got? -SM

You know Sherlock and Molly Hooper are married right? -JM

Yeah, the girl who dumped you? -SM

Shut up -JM

Never get's old ;) -SM

Anyways, there having a kid -JM

Really? Wow, guess you can't call him the virgin now -SM

I was thinking, this would be the perfect time to "burn" Sherlock -JM

It's sexy when you get evil -SM

I was thinking a kiddnapping, perhaps a little game, maybe a meurder -JM

Hm, I'm in -SM

Great, I guess we'll just have to wait now -JM

Yup -SM

So Sherlock ended up marrying the only woman in the world to ever dump you -SM

Burn -SM

Shut up Sebbt -JM

BURN -SM

shut up -JM

BURN -SM

OmG sEbBy LeT iT gO -JM

BURNNNNNNN -SM

That's it, I'm coming over there to kiss you so you can shut up -JM