LOL, BRB, OMG, OTP : texts my Sherlock ships

Jary

John -MM

John! -MM

What? -JW

Where are you? -MM

Busy -JW

With? -MM

Stuff -JW

Like? -MM

Things -JW

Elaborte -MM

Secret -JW

John... -MM

I can't tell you Mary -JW

John... -MM

Mary your doing the thing -JW

John... -MM

Mary don't do the thing -JW

John... -MM

Mary, you know I can't resist the thing! -JW

John... -MM

Fine! -JW

Well? -MM

 ERR, I promised Sherlock I wouldn't tell -JW

Tell what? -MM

Mary! I promised Sherlock! -JW

Tell me John -MM

Tell me now -MM 

John... -MM

Fine! He proposed to Molly! -JW

What?! -MM

That's what I said! -JW

OMG this is great! -MM

I need to text Molly -MM

And Sherlock -MM

I wonder what the ring looks like -MM

Took him long enough -MM

I wonder what kind of wedding -MM

I hope itès better then ours -MM

It was wonderful, but the meurder... -MM

Nevermind, meurder was the best part -MM

This is so exiting! -MM

This is why I didn't tell you -JW 

What? -MM

You get a little... -JW

What? -MM

Crazy -JW

I'm not -MM

I'm not acting crazy! -MM

Go back and read you texts -JW

Oh my god I am wedding crazy -MM

Yeah a bit -JW

I promise I won't interfere -MM

You've alredy planned the whole wedding -JW

Yeah -MM

And texted it to Molly -JW

Yeah -MM

That's what I thought, Mary, it's their wedding, not yours -JW

But John! They need my experience! -MM

You've been married once! -JW

Well... -MM

Oh come on! -JW

Ok, it was only like, four times -MM

Four! -JW

John, it was for the job! Once was to get into a castle, another to get close to this buiness man, erm, I once poisned the wedding ring on another and another was this undercover job -MM

Jesus Christ Mary, seriously? -JW

It's all behind me now -MM

I hope so! Killing a man with the wedding ring? -JW

It's a long story -MM

Jesus Mary! -JW

I know, I know-MM 

Four! -JW

I know your upset John -MM

Four! -JW

I know it's a bit shocking for you -MM

Four! -JW

I'm sorry I didn't tell you -MM

FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -JW