LOL, BRB, OMG, OTP : texts my Sherlock ships

Sherlolly

Sherlock when will you be baaaaaaaaaaack? -MH

I've only been gone an hour, I'll be home in an day -SH

That's to long, come now -MH

I'm driving -SH

Sherlock! -MH

SHERLOCK I'M BORED -MH

Molly, I'm stopping at a gas station, shut up -SH

Sherlock! -MH

Sherlock!!! -MH

*SH has sighed off* 

 Don't you sign off! -MH

Fine! -MH

I'm at the hotel -SH

It feels like it's been ages! -MH

It's been 45 minutes -SH

Well... whatever -MH

I'll be working on my case, I won't be ableto text -SH

But Sherlock! -MH

SHERLOCK -MH

Sherly!! -MH

William! -MH

Scott! -MH

WILLIAM SHERLOCK SCOTT HOLMES GET BACK HERE NOW -MH

SHERLOCKKKKKK -MH

Sherlock, I'm dying -MH

I've been shot -MH

Fine, I haven't -MH

I'm pregnant Sherlock -MH

Ugh, fine I'm not -MH

Are you even reading these? -MH

I sort of hope you don't -MH

Sherlock someone's comeing -MH

Hello Sherlock, I told you I'd burn you, come and get your little Molly -MH

It's Jim, come and get her -MH

She's been kiddnapped, aren't you going to save her? -MH

You are a terrible boyfriend -MH

Know what Sherlock? I'm going to set her free cause you're such a terrible boyfriend -MH

Oh my god Sherlock, Moriarty and his men just kiddnaped me -MH

Don't you care about me at all? -MH

We've been secretly dating and you don't even reply when I say I've een kiddnaped? -MH

You could just ask just in case! -MH

That's it we're over -MH

I don't like your name Molly -SH

What's wrong with my name!? -MH

Especially your last name, don't like it -SH

What??? -MH

I think you should change it -SH

Change it?!?! -MH

Yes, to something more suitable -SH

Like what? -MH

Holmes -SH

*SH has dissconected*

DID YOU JUST -MH

DID YOU JUST PROPOSE -MH

ARE YOU SMIRKING? -MH

YOU'RE SMIRKING AREN'T YOU? -MH

DON'T YOU WALK AWAY -MH

GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!! -MH