Jim can we go kill someone? -SM
Why? -JM
It feels like a killing kind of day -SM
Who do you want to kill? -JM
Don't know, just feel like shooting someone -SM
Oh, um, here, I'll email you -JM
Thanks, we still on for dinner tonight? -SM
Yeah, dinner and a movie? -JM
Sure, which one? -SM
Frozen, I've heard good reviews -JM
No way -SM
What? -JM
That's for little kids -SM
Then let's adopt one -JM
A what? -SM
A child Sebby -JM
Excuse me? -SM
Why not? We're married, after all -JM
Excuse me? -SM
I think it'd be nice. We could train them to take over our empire -JM
Um... no -SM
No? -JM
No -SM
Please? -JM
No -SM
Please? -JM
This went from me killing someone to adopting a child -SM
Please? -JM
NO -SM
I'll break up with you! -JM
You wouln't -SM
I would! -JM
Fine, some conidtions though condition -SM
What? -JM
A girl -SM
Fine -JM
A teenager, less care involved -SM
Alright -JM
Orphan, killed parents -SM
Can be arranged -JM
Not like that -SM
Fine -JM
I get to name -SM
No way! -JM
I like Sophia, means wisdom, like my sister -SM
I like Elizabeth, like Elizabeth Bathory, the serial killer -JM
That's some rolemodel to name your daughter after -SM
Sophia Elizabth Moran-Morirty -JM
Not half bad accually -SM
So it's settled then? We're getting a daughter! -JM
Fine -SM
Yes! -JM
BONUS MATERIEL!
A while later... Like months but I'm not sure exactly just read it ok?...
I can't beleive you cheated on me with her! -SEMM
Oh sorry Dad's, wrong number -SEMM
Oh -JM
It's fine -SM
On a completely unrelated topic where's the AK-47? -SM
Left drawer why? -SEMM
Just out of nowhere does he have any phobia's? -JM
Spiders, why? -SEMM
Spider's, got to get spiders... -JM
Or maybe the bazooka? -SM
Are you two alright? -SEMM
Fine darling and I don't think you need to worrt about Tony anymore -JM
Ok... -SEMM
Meet you there Sebby -JM
What are you two talking about? -SEMM
Oh... -SEMM
I get it now -SEMM
Thanks -SEMM
You are the best dad's ever -SEMM
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LOL, BRB, OMG, OTP : texts my Sherlock ships
FanfictionShip either Sherlolly, MorMor, Jary, Mystrade, or maybe even two, three or all of them? Then this is for you! Showing all there quirky romance through everyday text. Heads up. There are a lot of spelling mistakes and a bit of swearing. This is mostl...
