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Well shit -GL

Do you know how many times those two have called me in the past hour? -MH

Well their two infant twins got kiddnapped by a psychopath -GL

I know, they are my niece and nephew -MH

Shit -GL

You don't think he would... -GL

I dearly hope not -MH

We're still waiting for a ransom note -MH

How on earth did this happen even? Children of Sherlock Holmes? Neice and nephew to Mycroft Holmes?? -GL

Someone had hacked into the video feed, I always keep tabs on Baker Street. -MH

Damn he's good -GL

God how do I tell Maddie? -GL

You haven't already? -MH

No, of course not. -GL

Why not? She's a young women now! -MH

You don't have a daughter! It's hard -GL

I could -MH

Absolutely not -GL

Why not? -MH

Because you tend to be a bit... -GL

Insensitive? -MH

Of a douch bag really -GL

She's technically my daughter too -MH

Only in law, you know nothing of children -GL

She's not a child! -MH

You just... don't understand -GL

What!? -MH

Can we not talk about this? There's more important stuff as you know -GL

I suppose... things your daughter should know about -MH

What did I say? -GL

Fine, it's better in person anyways -MH

Thank yout -GL

Mummy wanted to have tea again -MH

You want to talk about that now? -GL

I've got my best agents on it and there's so ransome note. Nothing to do except wait. -MH

I hate it when you're right -GL

I guess you must hate me a lot them -MH

Not as much as you think -GL

Please, you wish you own an eighth of all our arguments. -MH

Oh yeah? History would disagree -GL

Such as? -MH

Who's the better cook -GL

That's still up to debate -MH

Better taste in music -GL

Are you joking? You're taste im music is atrocious -MH

Whether birthdays are pointless -GL

Well they are -MH

Dantes Peak or Volcano -GL

I was barely paying attention! -MH

Dark or Milk Chocolate -GL

You may have the side of the general populous but dark chocolate is much better -MH

John Lennon vs Paul McCartney -GL

I think that's more opinion -MH

Bach vs AC/DC -GL

It's Bach -MH

THE GREAT TRUFFLE DEBACLE -GL

Fine you win this round- MH

A/N I'm sorry I've been away for so long. I've moved, for one thing, sort of started high school and other stuff. It might take a while to start reposting regularly but I'll try. Sorry it's so weak I'm out if practice. Glad to be back! -MWR