Sebby I need you to to kill someone for me -JM
Who is it this time?-SM
Kevin MacDoogle, he lives alone in asmall town outside Dublin. -JM
Dublin? Come on Jim, don'y make me go, you knowI hate flying. Don't you have other snipers in Ireland to kill this guy? -SM
This is personal to me, so I want you to do it -JM
It's never personal with you -SM
He was my psychiatris/exsorsiser as a child. He treated me for psychotic tendancies and being gay. You did wonder where those scars came from right? -JM
Adress, right now. I need to kill him -SM
Now Jim -SM
Now -SM
89 Ellen Cresent, calm down Tiger -JM
I'll need a helicopter, a lot of hygrogen peroxide, a needle, a tazer, rope and a really, really powerful gun. Explosive would be nice -SM
You really are angry aren't you? I almost feel sorry for him. Wait, no I don't, have fun darling -JM
I will -SM
Wait, what? Darling? I'm darling now? -SM
Don't you like it? :'( -JM
No! No, no it's fine, I like it. I really do! -SMM
What happened to your name your name? -JM
We did get married didn't we? Moran-Moriarty seems more appropriate I think -SMM
Your such a romantic darling! I'm doing it to! -JMM
Thanks for the helicopter -SMM
Don't be late, we're having risatto! And I stole some classic who so we could have a Doctor Who marathon -JM
Fine, whater ttyl -SM
Ok, have fun! -JM
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FanfictionShip either Sherlolly, MorMor, Jary, Mystrade, or maybe even two, three or all of them? Then this is for you! Showing all there quirky romance through everyday text. Heads up. There are a lot of spelling mistakes and a bit of swearing. This is mostl...
